labeat

A lanky European that sneezes too much and constantly grabs your phone to look at memes.

Linda: hey Paul did you talk to labeat today
Paul: hey he fucking stole my phone and ran the battery out by looking at memes

by Dictionary doughnut January 18, 2019

Labatt Splats

A distinct, water-down, grotesque bowel movement, after a night of heavy drinking Canadian-made beer Labatt Blue.

"Ughh, dude, drinking all that Labatt Blue last night is catching up and I gotta drop some Labatt Splats."

by THC420 January 6, 2009

labrittany

In spanish it translates to Bretana. This girl is like a beautiful white/black rose; cold, mysterious, and hard to find, but don't let this beautiful rose confuse you she still has her thorns. This name is also a mix of french and british. LaBrittany's a rare name in itself.

LaBrittany came into the room and the air seemed to change and all heads turned to see who she was.

by Just For Dummies June 14, 2015

lab rat

Someone who is addicted to being in lab, constantly running experiments, and can't stop to go home even though they know that it's healthy to maintain a personal life because they find themselves chained to their experiments through an obessive personality type.

I walked into lab at 2 in the morning to check on my bacteria and found that Suzie was still running a gel. What a lab rat (forget that I was there too...)

by pendragoness July 30, 2009

labradog

1. Term used to describe dogs that are generic labrador mixes. Also used to describe dogs that people claim are purebred labs but are clearly not, or if they are purebred, they are really ugly.
2. Every unidentified mixed breed dog that people just automatically label as a lab mix.

Example 1: Here's a picture of Molly's new dog! She bought it from some guy on craigslist! OMG it's a purebred lab!!

No, man, that's a labradog.

Example 2: I just went to the dog park and there were so many labradogs there.

by vangoghbot May 13, 2009

Labrador

An A.K.C-registered breed of dog. The most popular breed of dog in the united states which was first developed in the Labrador province of Canada to haul fishermans nets. Has a very gentle and patient nature and makes and exceptional seeing-eye dog or gundog. Has short to medium length hair and is prone to gastric tortion and hip disphlyasia. Comes in three varieties, yellow, black, and chocolate.

The Labrador makes a wonderful first-time dog.

by o2theMalley July 3, 2008

labret

A centre lip piercing that uses a specially designed barbell instead of a ring.

Common misconception is the way it is pronounced. People think it's pronounced "lah-bray". It's not french, so just say "lah-brette".

That's one nice labret you have there.

by invictus February 19, 2004