A Kweef Noodle is when the penis is inserted into the ass of either male or female and the opposite party farts on the penis. resulting in a Kweef Noodle.
Jacob fucked his twelve year old girfriend in the ass so hard, that she farted, and he had a giant Kweef Noodle to deal with.
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I fucked Kevin's sister in the ass so hard that she Kweef Noodled all over my dick, i nearly vomited.
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I fucked Kevin's sister in the ass so hard that she Kweef Noodled all over my dick, i nearly vomited.
by Sjdrob April 10, 2009
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The act of a Girl (Preferably Canadian cuz it rhymes) Fweefing into a guys mouth so that he can suck all the kweef up and blow it back into the girl. Usually done after the girl takes a big piss.
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by snorted diet coke April 3, 2011
Get the keefateria mug.A girl who has the ability of kweef on regular occasions or at any given time. This can either be uncontrollable or on desired occasions.
Dan: "Hey James, do you shag Jessica last night?"
James: "Yeah, it was good and all, but she's such a Kweefette."
James: "Yeah, it was good and all, but she's such a Kweefette."
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Sick Guy #1: Ahhh, glorious... isn't it?
Sick Guy #2: Yes, indeed. I do love the smell of kweef in the morning.
Normal Guy: ......You guys are fucking douches.
Sick Guy #1: Ahhh, glorious... isn't it?
Sick Guy #2: Yes, indeed. I do love the smell of kweef in the morning.
Normal Guy: ......You guys are fucking douches.
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