Komodo Dragon Fighting

A fighting ritual, often utilized by drunk fraternity members, in which the chest is puffed out and placed on the chest of an opponent while using verbal abuse and head/shoulder movement to intimidate their foe. Rarely results in an actual fight. The act is very similar to the way Komodo Dragons settle territory or mating disputes.

John: "I heard there was a bit of a row last night behind the quad."

Thomas: "Yeah, but it was just a couple of bro's with tribal art tattoos Komodo Dragon fighting."

by Woodrodius October 7, 2008

Kumon

A prison disguised as a fucking tutor place. There is a feeling of stress that comes to you when your parents remind you to do kumon, especially on the weekend!!

Mom: Brian do your kumon, it is Saturday and you haven't done a single one
Me: ok, I will do it
Me inside my self: FUCK THIS STUPID ASS FUCKING WORSHEET

by Ultra is on urban dictionary July 29, 2020

Kumon

SOME SHITTY MATH COURSE. THEY WILL KILL YOU FROM THE INSIDE THEN FROM THE OUTSIDE. I AM DOING KUMON RIGHT THIS MOMENT BECAUSE I NEED HELP PLEASE HELP AH OH GOD FUCK NOOOOOOOO

Mike: "hey can i have a gun"
Quiet kid: "sure, why?"
mike: "Kumon."
quiet kid: "oh."

by ilikeguns:) October 6, 2020

kumuda

koo-moo-duh; When a certain girl has a best friend who moves away, yet she is always there for you when you need her, she serves as a kumuda. A kumuda is very popular, but she never gets carried away with her popularity. There can only be one kumuda for every lost girl in the world, so you are very lucky if you have one.

Last night I lost by bracelet, my hat, my purse, my cell phone, my shorts, my pinky finger, and my virginity, thank god I have a kumuda to talk to for hours today, even if she's 800 miles away in Arizona, she always makes me feel better.

by smarshed March 30, 2009

Kuhmodo

He is a graphic designer, music artist, and a music producer. He wants to expand his music through the entire nation one day and have a hit song so he is constantly thinking of the next big thing.

hey bro you get the new kuhmodo cd, swag

by basedg0d November 19, 2011

Kumon Kult

A group of mentally retarded children that think they are funny. Most of them are cellists and if they aren’t cellists then something is definitely wrong with them. They find happiness in watching the world burn with terrible educational things like Kumon, Duolingo and Kahn Academy. If you meet a person in the Kumon Kult, do not make eye contact with them under any circumstances, they are deranged and most of them have rabies.

Person: I see that Kumon Kult person over there
Person 2: Stay away from them, they are crazy. One tried to eat me last week!
Kumon Kult person: UwU you so warm!

by KumonIsMyLife May 16, 2019

kumon

Large asian profit organization which was black listed by the UN because of it's evilness but it failed because kumon had too much money. It's worksheets are made from uncertified tree sources, and this was criticized against them by greenpeace. It is often considered a personal insult to call someone a kumon. (greed)

1)Kumon is operating in 98 countries.
2)Terry is a mean kumon!

by firzenr September 6, 2007