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krystjan

Amazing guy with a massive cock and appetite for pussy. Usually blonde, Krystjan is super muscly and very hot.
Omg he must be a Krystjan
by mEm3lodD io October 30, 2018
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Krystianity

Krystianity is a well known user on the Mnet+ ZB1 board. She’s known for her poems (“She ginga on my minga ‘till I yo”) and she’s been voted as the president. Her signature is simping over Krystian Wang. Together with other well known users she belongs to the “Pabowife family”.
Person 1: “Who’s the funniest person on Mnet+?”
Person 2: “It’s obviously Krystianity!”
by haozhao October 24, 2023
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krystan

krystan is fucking ugly he needs to stop talking shit
by kk33 May 6, 2009
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Krystiana

She is the most amazing, beautiful, lovely, adorable, and funny girl I have ever met, i don’t know what I would do without her
Have you heard her puns? She’s such a Krystiana
by Yoooooooooo12335 July 11, 2017
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krystan

is a very beautiful girl!!is very outgoing!!loves to hangout with her friends.can be rude sometimes but she turns that around.is very loving.easy to talk to.sometimes easy to get along with.but she is all around an amazing girl!!!
krystan is a good sister!!
by gentrie June 16, 2010
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Krystian

Krystian is usually of Polish descent and is a guy who is annoying when with his friends but secretly sweet inside. He's also very smart and some people have grudges against him because of how smart he is. You're lucky if you have a Krystian in your life, but be ready to get mad at him a lot.
Friend 1: Yo look, it's Krystian!
Friend 2: Ugh, I'm so mad at him! He got 94% on the exam and I got 88!
Friend 1: Yeah, yesterday Krystian got one more answer right on the test than me! SO annoying!

Friend 1: Have you seen Krystian?
Friend 2: You mean that really annoying kid who throws erasers in class?
Friend 1: Yeah, but he's actually really nice. I have art club with him and he's always polite to me there
Friend 2: Eh, yeah, I guess. I've just never seen him without his friends.
Friend 1: You should. He's also SO smart
by Parry Otter December 11, 2019
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krystan

embodies ugliness, stupidity however has the hilarious ignorance to believe he is smart. He is also racist and extremely immature. Has really fucked up eyes, a huge Eddie Murphy nose, and an uncircumzised gross tiny clitoris
did you see that freak of nature krystan on the bus, ewww!! its like shrek mated with a brown yeti and pooped out a baby monster
by grosssss April 10, 2010
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