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Krummpy Foreskin

The accordion-like folds in the skin of a non-erect penis
That guy has so much Krummpy Foreskin that his d-piece looks like the Michelin Man.
by WalkingTaco May 20, 2011
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Krumpet

The area between your asshole and ballsack (only used when the krumpet area is sweaty and smelly)
Steve tore his pants after a long days work only to reveal his krumpet.
by Jonathan Hudson June 19, 2008
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krumpt

A mental state one enters after consumption of more than their fair share of alcohol
Dick was so krumpt last night he walked home in figure 8's and slept in his yard.
by Machismo August 14, 2006
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Krumpalicious

Anything or anyone sexy, delicious, or otherwise awesome.
Jerod is sooo krumpalicious.
by anonymous123451234512345 February 13, 2007
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Old Man Krumpletoots

Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.
Old Man Krumpletoots left me a dead herring! - child on Mitmas morning
by Throbbing Dingus December 25, 2018
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krumping

A positive outlet for anger, a way of spiritual dancing and praise,a popular and fast growing style of hip-hop dance. It originated in the African-American community of South Central Los Angeles, California. It is free, expressive, and highly energetic, and is the newest form of the "Urban" Black dance movement
Rize shows how the homies are krumping and getting buck
by Lady Active December 30, 2005
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Krump stump

Krump stump is another name for male genitalia. Krump being a non gender word, Krump stump defines the male sexual organ protuding from the Krump.
Kelly likes to get on my Krump stump before work to relieve stress.
by DJ Or Derb March 9, 2011
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