krum bum

A filthy man who thinks his idiocy attracts women. Usually fat women will tolerate his stupor, and are willing to sleep with him.

"Haha, look at that krum bum hitting on Shamoo!"
"I heard krum bum tried to stick his penis in some 400lbs chick's belly button thinking it was her vagina!!!"

by BirdsNest123 February 18, 2010

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Krum high school

Where people r fucking sped and like to do coke and talk shit about other people behind their back and vape in the bathrooms and then get caught

Krum high school is sped

by Bobo1325 September 17, 2021

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mr krum

a rather large or obese possum, has anger problems know as a unticus to many. known for attacking while screaming unt unt unt unt!!!

aaron: hey what is that?
steve: that looks like.... mr krum?
aaron: oh my god it is! run! run! run!
steve: come on move it faster!
aaron: im too slow go on without me....
steve: fine, goodbye!
aaron: argh!!!!
(aaron screams as he decapitated and consumed)
untcus/mr krum: unt! unt! unt! unt!
.....................................
(10 minutes later)
steve: i think im safe....
( there is a noise in the bush)
steve: what was that?? oh no! oh god no! please spare me!!
unticus/mr krum: unt unt unt!!
steve: argh!!!
(meanwhile somewhere across town dean punches anoher steve in the face for no reason which kills him)

by mr krum September 9, 2010

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