The most beautiful amazing girl in the world. She falls off her bed laughing too hard and loves giving D's. She sometimes likes to receives D's from other people. She loves Mike and lives in Montville. She has fake glasses and only stays up till 4A.M MAX! If you ever see her she will just give you a boner. She's so beautiful and every guy would kill to have her. She is now a famous Playboy Bunny and is very sexy. And she's a whore.
Guy: "Hey I'm dating Kristal Harris!"
Guy 2: "Bro I'm going to fucking kill you for her!"
Guy: "Yo see Kristal Harris over there, she's giving me the D."
Guy 2: "Yo I would give her my D but only if I get lucky.
Guy 2: "Bro I'm going to fucking kill you for her!"
Guy: "Yo see Kristal Harris over there, she's giving me the D."
Guy 2: "Yo I would give her my D but only if I get lucky.
by Mike Montville<3 January 1, 2012
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by BieberLuva February 22, 2012
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On the 9th of November 1938, Nazi propagandist Josef Goebells ordered citizens and military to burn o'er 200 synagogues and smash the windows of jewish owned business'.
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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
Get the Kristallnacht mug.A lot of sexiness packed into a short container. Very smart and her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. She could teach you, but she'd have to charge. She loves the color blue and is pale with long hair. Don't mess with Krystalyn or she'll kill you with her gorgeous, geeky powers. Very kind. Loves coco puffs and trees.
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(Girl): I'm so jealous of her!
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by CaptKelp September 12, 2011
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After being repeatedly told the Big Lie for four years that the only way Trump could lose the 2020 Presidential Election is if through fraud it was “stolen”; On January 6th, 2020, Trump supporters, fanned on by Trump’s inciteful remarks, stormed the US Capital Building breaking down glass doors and windows, in what became to be known as Kristalltag (literally Day of Broken Glass).
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