When the various keychains hanging on your mirror jingle when you speed around the corner of a turn in your midsize tryna impress your bae standing in the driveway.
That kringle is embarrassing.
by kylearse January 30, 2024
Get the Kringle mug.The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.
by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
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The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.
by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
Get the Kringle berries mug.Kringle my sleigh, sometimes abreviated as kms, is general used by females who want to get their pussy plowed and filled around the Christmas season.
I've been so horny around the mall Santa, all i want is for him to Kringle my sleigh and jingle my bells.
by DanTheDuctTapeBall December 2, 2022
Get the Kringle my sleigh mug.When someone has the sudden and overwhelming urge to grab a mall santa by their jingle bells and a hope to be placed on the naughty list.
Other symptoms include “a one way ticket to their north pole”, an increased desire for “a big candy cane”, and increase in the usage of the phrase “just please sleigh me!”
No known treatment options are available
Other symptoms include “a one way ticket to their north pole”, an increased desire for “a big candy cane”, and increase in the usage of the phrase “just please sleigh me!”
No known treatment options are available
by mm262a1 February 5, 2025
Get the kringle tingle mug.This dude will grab your tits if you’re a dude. Run away from any form a conflict. Hates when people use the victim mentality but is quick to use it. Loves dick so much he screams it out at random. Talks a lot of shit but never backs what he says. Claims to have power but the only power he has is to run away. Another name for him is Koward The Weak. The biggest coward you will meet.
by Kilo Alpha Zulu September 17, 2019
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