Krager

A puss filled scab on the taint of a male prostitute

I was gonna let Michael blow me until I saw the giant krager on his taint when he bent over.

by Kimboslicekitty January 17, 2023

kralendoftically

Abverb relating to the Kralendoftical Society for the Study of Glottical and Glyphical Gibberish (FSG), it’s members and their political views inspired by the Nguneki People’s of West Papua, along with the society’s de jure language Punguanese, a tribal language from the former European county Urzica.

He was beheaded kralendoftically

by romanb. January 23, 2023

Lag Kraken

An invisible beast that resides in the depths of online multiplayer games. It uses it's tentacles of bad connection to bind the player and pull him/her back the distance they thought they had already traveled

"Man! I almost got that kill, but the LAG KRAKEN pulled me back long enough to give someone else the kill."

by FAC Spitfire97 October 16, 2008

Butt Kraken

The act of showing support for Seattle's NHL hockey team by bending down and showing a bit of butt crack.

Are you picking something up off the floor or are you butt kraken in support of hockey in Seattle

by ndavid813 July 23, 2020

Kagen

Kagen: Kagen is a very caring and nice guy, he is hilarious and sometimes offensive (which can also be hilarious) has a love for cats, Kagen is very protective about cats and will fight you if you make fun of cats. He is normally short and gets in trouble a lot, but he knows everyone.

Guy 1: Ah look it’s Kagen
Guy 2: Oh yes everyone knows Kagen

by want.some.stickers May 26, 2018

Kraken

The Kraken is, specifically speaking, supposed to be a sea monster with no distinctive traits. However, it has become fixed with the image of a big, bad-ass squid that fucks up everything whenever it appears.

You may recognize the Kraken from such things as:
1) Video games - Final Fantasy, Golden Sun, etc.
2) Literature - 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, The Kraken, etc.
3) Movies - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Clash of the Titans, etc.

And much more. All you need to know is that the Kraken is badass and it will own asses whenever it appears.

1) I was playing Golden Sun on my GameBoy Advance and I was making good progress when the Kraken appeared and repeatedly kicked my ass.

2) I read Michael Crichton's Sphere, which features the Kraken. Needless to say, the Kraken opened a huge can of whoop ass on the characters.

by BusinessMan September 9, 2008

Ass Kraken

A dump so devastating, so brutal, so painful, that the fallout from it is equivalent to that of the Kraken.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that smell?...And that noise?

Guy 2: I just released the Ass Kraken

Guy 1: Oh man, I'm sorry....

by Shins. March 2, 2011