kraginz

The art of taking a nickname, pet name or term of endearment and making it appear more masculine/feminine by using extreme letters, changing the pronunciation or developing a plausible (albeit untrue) background story to explain it or make it seem (more) socially acceptable.

My girlfriend was getting out of control with her nicknames so I kraginzized them.

When my husband started calling me beefcake in public, I kraginzed a story about how I beat him in leg wrestling.

Dude, don't kraginz, why does she REALLY call you caveman?

by Kraginz (of course) February 8, 2010

Krag

Leftover dried cum residing in the pubic hair of the male genitalia.

My girlfriend told me to clean that Krag off of me before she would touch my penis

by Wyatt.H and Russell.G January 20, 2018

KRAAAG!!!

A creature of such intense power, it can crush spacetime with it's six mighty eyelids.

The correct spelling of KRAAAG!!! is always CAPITALISED and always has three exclaimation marks. If this is not so, KRAAAG!!! is spelled incorrectly.

KRAAAG!!! regularly eats people, but only outside the frame and only when it will cause lulz.

KRAAAG!!! is the only creature that calls it's own name, apart from zebras.

Postman: Good morning! I'm here with some letters for you.

KRAAAG!!!: ..............

Postman: It's a lovely day isn't it?

KRAAAG!!!: ..........

Postman: The birds are singing, the trees are swaying. Yes, it's going to be a lovely...

KRAAAG!!!: KRAAAG!!!

Postman: Oh, god!

by Bov March 17, 2008

karage

(verb) To build up someones hopes and expectations of something to an extremely high level, which then utterly fails to deliver.

Dude, you totally karaged me.

by keekim June 25, 2008

Steve Kragthorpe

THE WORST COACH TO EVER TAKE OVER A BCS BOWL WINNING SCHOOL AND DESTROY THEM 4 GAMES AFTER THEIR ORANGE BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP IN 2007. HE COACHED AT TULSA BEFORE COMING TO LOUISVILLE AND DID A GOOD JOB TURNING THEM AROUND DESPITE HAVING A BARELY ABOVE .500 WINNING PERCENTAGE THERE. IN HIS 3 YEARS AT LOUISVILLE SO FAR HE IS 12-16. HIS FIRST YEAR HE WENT 6-6, SECOND YEAR STARTED 5-2 ENDED THE SEASON 5-7, 3RD SEASON HE IS 3-5 WITH MAYBE 1 GAME CAPABLE OF WINNING AND THAT IS SYRACUSE ON NOVEMBER 14TH. CANT WAIT FOR THESE NEXT 4 GAMES TO BE OVER SO WE CAN SEE IF THERE WILL BE CHANGES IN COACHING.

LOUISVILLE WAS FAVORED 36 POINTS OVER SYRACUSE IN A HOME GAME IN 2006 AND LOST 39-36. ONE FAN QUOTED FROM THE COURIER-JOURNAL SAID IN REGARDS TO STEVE KRAGTHORPE " HE WAS GIVING A BRAND NEW CADILLAC AND TOTALED IT BEFORE HE GOT OFF THE LOT" REFERRING TO HOW HE PUT THE LOUISVILLE FOOTBALL PROGRAM BACK UNDER AFTER 15 YEARS OF BUILDING TO THE POINT WHEN HE CAME

by A DIE HARD LOUISVILLE FAN November 3, 2009

krang bang

To hit an unsuspecting person in the head with your scrotum.
The scrotum resembles Krang, the villan from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Give that bitch a krang bang!

by Magic Larry December 23, 2007

Kragg

A kragg is a modern term to describe ones hat and/or hats. It is used when complimenting someones hats appearance or when you notice someone has got a new hat (see example 1)

1) NEW KRAGG!!!
2) Spiffing kragg you've got on there.
3) Kragg Check!

by TermsAndConditions November 29, 2010