KRAAAG!!!

A creature of such intense power, it can crush spacetime with it's six mighty eyelids.

The correct spelling of KRAAAG!!! is always CAPITALISED and always has three exclaimation marks. If this is not so, KRAAAG!!! is spelled incorrectly.

KRAAAG!!! regularly eats people, but only outside the frame and only when it will cause lulz.

KRAAAG!!! is the only creature that calls it's own name, apart from zebras.

Postman: Good morning! I'm here with some letters for you.

KRAAAG!!!: ..............

Postman: It's a lovely day isn't it?

KRAAAG!!!: ..........

Postman: The birds are singing, the trees are swaying. Yes, it's going to be a lovely...

KRAAAG!!!: KRAAAG!!!

Postman: Oh, god!

KRAAAG!!! by Bov March 17, 2008

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KRAAAG!!!borg

See KRAAAG!!!

That, only a cyborg.

KRAAAG!!!borg: *Beep*KRAAAG!!!*Beep*

Anyone: Holy crap, it's a KRAAAG!!!borg! Get back in the car!

KRAAAG!!!borg by Bov March 17, 2008

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kraag

not wanting to do something or having no energy/time to do it

"i have no kraag to be here right now"
"i don't have kraag to go to gym today"
"i don't have kraag to talk to that girl bra, she work on my poes"

kraag by eattoetymsp November 15, 2023

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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