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Courtland is a bald man with sand paper like chin features. Usually found in his natural habitat the basketball court and likes to shoot some hoops. Lurks around elementary schools...
"You look like a courtland today"
by Bigbigbogman1984 November 13, 2019
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Noted as the best school in Spotsylvania county. Has some of the hottest girls and guys and represents the best class... CLASS 0F 2006. Has the best parties where the cops dont get called and where people dont run through barbed wire in order to escape from the cops. It isnt filled with dirty people who get incredibly drunk and hook up with random guys and then deny it all the next day. Not very many people at Courtland "pop their collars" and the ones who do... Look damn good with it popped so all you gay ass Riverbend kids, can basically get on your knees now and kiss my ass because we all know Courtland prevails in everything! Oh yeah and for the rest of you Riverbend kids who think you're hot and wanna talk shit about Courtland kids say something now. At least when we have parties we provide alcohol as where yall rely on the Courtland kids to bring it.
Damn Courtland is one tight school I feel bad for all those sorry losers who go to Riverbend.
by TheRealBrookeConn March 24, 2005
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Courtland High School

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A high school residing in the Spotsylvania County obviously completely warped where they let students run wild onto the fields of the interWEB so they can reflect bad grammar and their lack of logic.
Some of the student body seem to be raging alcoholics, or will soon be in the future.
Their parties aren't ones to rave about, their shoes are shiny but their personalities aren't.
I, honestly, would much rather go to the Commonwealth Governor's School. :'D
By god, are those COURTLAND kids I see on the internet?!

Courtland High School is big and shiny.

Courtland High School is big, shiny, and has a colossal parking lot.

Courtland High School is big, shiny, has a colossal parking lot, AND scary kids that bring guns to school.
by lola. October 25, 2006
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Kourtlin

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A name used primarily for black men, but also is the name of some white women. Kourtlin is generally quite indecisive and spastic, but is very sweet and a great person.
Kourtlin, Kourtiln
by Sam Hendrick January 27, 2009
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Kirtland Hills

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1) Suburb of Mentor Heights reknown for rich white folks

2) Home of the World's Most Oppressive Police reknown for overzealous ticketing and recent crackdowns on backwoods stills.
The Kirtland Hills police will take your money, your honey, and your 'shine.
by Ras The Destroyer November 6, 2003
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Kourtanie

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the best girl ever, has a beautiful smile that lights up a room, is hilarious, isnt he sharpest crayon in the box, but is very sexy and hot.. and pretty, has a great personality and is very loveable, and shes very dirty, but its ok cause shes mine hahahaha
kourtanie is the best girlfriend ever!!!
by alexxx31133 January 13, 2008
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Kirtland

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a tiny city in Ohio, has few stores and an allaround crappy school system. it clutches it's tiny pocket of fame through the melonhead legends, and the morman "kirtland temple" it is near Willoughby, Mentor, and Cleveland.
person 1: Where do you live?
person 2: Kirtland!
person 1: where the hell is that?
person 2: -sigh- near Mentor.
by No Comment <3 February 23, 2009
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