kouchow

a laxative that is very explosive should not be used if under 100 pounds. if shit for 4 hours please contact a doctor IMMEDIATELY!
may cause erections too and visions of Asian guy selling kouchow



SIDE AFFECTS that may occur:
For men could drop blood pressure
and shit too much
diarrhea
Women:
May grow penis or shrink the breasts
uncontrollable shitting for 24 hours or six weeks
may rip you a new one too if you know what i mean.could have dramatic drop in good looks self esteem and sex. could get horny more too.

Lauryn took kouchow last week.............. yea i haven't from heard from her since.

by blacks are terrible August 7, 2008

Koujako

Koujako is a character and one of the love interests you can choose on the yaoi game DRAMAtical Murder. He is a hairdresser who dresses like a samurai and carries around a bad ass sword. He likes to hold hands and nose bleeds easily

Fangirl 1: Wish Koujako was my boyfriend

Me: He'll probably just hold your hand all the time

by Wolfen May 19, 2016

Koucii

That old guy across the street wearing a grayish blond wig in a flower shop selling "Kouciis".

Hay pops gimme dem Kouciis! *threatens with a knife*

by naaaaun April 2, 2019

Kourjyn

A really nice fun loving dude with a super rare name that lives somewhere in Texas. He cares for people and makes everyone’s day better, but is also sad that when he googles his name nothing pops up cause of the rarity of his name.

I love you kourjyn.

by Cheetopuffs4773 June 17, 2021

Koucthchtpeijeyenahhhhh

Sanjana + Ellie + Anna

im thirsty so im going to hit up Koucthchtpeijeyenahhhhh .

by Koucthchtpeijeyenahhhhh May 13, 2024

blake kocjancic

Originated from Old English, he is a virile alpha type with dark or light complexion. Strategic and visionary in his thoughts, his mind is always working to improve systems or himself. He is professional and focused with his work, and balances stressors with hobbies or through sexy time with his better half. He values intelligence and efficiency, seeks knowledge, and appreciates logic Blake Kocjancic is one was the strongest boys to ever live he will always love girls he is very caring and he's such a player.

there is nothing average about you besides your strength you must be Blake kocjancic

by Jarrod Douglas October 14, 2021

blake kocjancic

Fun and hilarious. The man who will always rule a crowd. Caring and sensitive. Always knows how to make his woman smile. Dorky. Knows how to have a good time just sitting around the house on a rainy day. Sexy and exciting--knows exactly how to please. The most amazing man you could ever hope for.
and Blake Kocjancic is the man with big strength

Bitches better be envious of Blake Kocjancic girl.

by Jarrod Douglas October 14, 2021