Girl 1: "Can you hand me the kooshni?"
Girl 2: "The what?"
Girl 1: "You know, the kooshni?"
Girl 2: "The remote...?"
Girl 1: "Yeah that!"
Girl 2: "The what?"
Girl 1: "You know, the kooshni?"
Girl 2: "The remote...?"
Girl 1: "Yeah that!"
by Nugget Lover June 25, 2009
Get the Kooshni mug.Krooshalizer: a device usually a water bottle, with 2 extra holes. a small hole just big enough for your roach or blunt or whatver. a shotgun. and the mouthpiece. you can also stick the blunt in a bong in the hit piece to krooshalize it.
by vissss September 11, 2009
Get the krooshalize mug.A true goatrider. Kousha means Legend, king, God and many other good stuff. There is an old legend about a guy named Kousha , that would save the entire univers. A true Kousha is an Iranian or Persian born. Kousha is related to BIC. A Kousha is clever, beautiful and short.
by Every girl on the earth November 27, 2019
Get the Kousha mug.First Originated From Del Boy In Only Fools And Horses. It Grew Popular Around London. As A Result Of Gangs Using It After Two Young Males, Jamie & Marcus Decided To Keep Saying It Till It Caught. Its Now Spread All Around The World.
It Basically Means - Cool
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by Veskkk August 17, 2007
Get the kooshty mug.A device made out of a paper towel roll and dryer sheets that when blown through, partly masks the smell of cannabis smoke.
by Topers March 25, 2009
Get the Koosh Stick mug.Early in the 1600's, a young man named Abdhul Sharma preached to the people of Afghanistan about the potential threats of terrorizers. After three years, he soon gave up this job to seek out a better one. When he reached the country of Persia, he met a young woman named Puja.
In the years after that they spent together, they formed a small but successful couscous restaurant where you could get a small bowl for only 30 ducats. When Abdhul seemed to be at the peak of his happiness, the tables turned against him when he found out that his wife Puja had committed adultery with the children at the nearby public toilets. He soon went into depression, cursing the lords, asking why his wife had cheated on him and why God created him as a Hindu. Now 76 years old, he has a young daughter named Par timah.
Par timah went on to marry Anal Sharma, who actually turned out to be her (first) cousin, so that their marriage was technically illegal in the United States but as they both lived in Iraq at the time they were wed, that fact didn't matter to anyone. Together, Par timah and Anal escaped to America in hope for a 'better' life, only to be tortured by their peers for their lifestyle and genetic love of couscous.
Thus, their daughter Koshal is the result of inbreeding, usually found with a deformation of horrendous facial features.
In the years after that they spent together, they formed a small but successful couscous restaurant where you could get a small bowl for only 30 ducats. When Abdhul seemed to be at the peak of his happiness, the tables turned against him when he found out that his wife Puja had committed adultery with the children at the nearby public toilets. He soon went into depression, cursing the lords, asking why his wife had cheated on him and why God created him as a Hindu. Now 76 years old, he has a young daughter named Par timah.
Par timah went on to marry Anal Sharma, who actually turned out to be her (first) cousin, so that their marriage was technically illegal in the United States but as they both lived in Iraq at the time they were wed, that fact didn't matter to anyone. Together, Par timah and Anal escaped to America in hope for a 'better' life, only to be tortured by their peers for their lifestyle and genetic love of couscous.
Thus, their daughter Koshal is the result of inbreeding, usually found with a deformation of horrendous facial features.
John: Ugh, there was a fugly ass chick who came to Terry's party yesterday and kept hitting on me in some foreign language.
Sarah: There was a koshal at the party?
John: Yeah, but this a hybrid koshal, with one eye two unibrows.
Heck, she makes a chupacabra look like a wedding cake!
Sarah: There was a koshal at the party?
John: Yeah, but this a hybrid koshal, with one eye two unibrows.
Heck, she makes a chupacabra look like a wedding cake!
by K0K0K0KAINE October 9, 2008
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