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Konrad

A guy with a big dick, and is very tall.
Wow, look at that. It’s a Konrad, time to fuck him!
by Not Konrad May 24, 2021
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kongalingus

When a pet dog is licking treats from the inside of a KONG dog toy; a hollowed out rubber chew toy with an orifice in which treats can be placed, just at the edge of the dog's licking range. The act of licking out the treat appears to be of a sexual nature.
Damn, Rex be all up in that, trying to get at that peanut butter. That straight up Kongalingus! Maybe Sheila can put some of that on her hoochie and Rex can go to town!
by Richard Freckle October 21, 2010
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Konrad

Konrad has a massive dong
Yo bro u have a small wiener.

No dude I have a Konrad, ask yo mum
by cheesepuff1 December 8, 2017
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Konata Izumi

Konata Izumi is one of the primary characters of the Anime/Manga series by the name of Lucky Star. She is famous for her obsession with all things anime, a long-time interest in adult dating simulator computer games, and a tendency to never follow the norms of everyday women. Her key physical features are long blue hair, a beauty mark under her right eye, and a child-like build.

Konata works part-time at a Cosplay Cafe, a commitment that is surprising to the other girls of the show. She has portrayed different characters, with the most prominent being Haruhi Suzumiya The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. She spends her paychecks primarily on anime/manga merchandise, and is known to buy three of the same item- one for personal use, one for collecting, and the other as a backup.

Konata's sexuality is questionable. Although a firm preference has never been mentioned in the series, she has displayed interest in things such as Miyuki Takara's breasts and her friend, Kagami Hiiragi. Such has lead to a widespread fanshipping known as KonaxKaga (or Konakaga, Kagakona, etc.), of which relevant fanart and fanfiction portrays the two characters engaging in romantic activity of different levels.
"Konata Izumi is a reflection of all modern Otaku." -Anime Fan
by Stiffofdeath May 23, 2010
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Konrad

Konrad is a person that loves their close ones but hated to associate himself with the idiots. A Konrad protects the things and people that they hold dear even if it means to piss of the world. Everything you need in your life is a Konrad, he is the best in the bedroom and is your free therapist

Get yourself a Konrad
I really need a Konrad
by Sword-Master May 28, 2021
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Konbanwa

When her husband came home from work she said, "Konbanwa."
by Craig Blackwell December 5, 2003
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konmari

Verb. To konmari, to follow the process outlined in the book "The Magical Art of Tidying Up" by Marie Kondo.
I just konmari'd the crap out of my closet. All that is left are clothing that brings me joy.
by Carepear August 27, 2015
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