konichiwa

Correctly spelled "Konnichiwa", it is japanese for "Good Afternoon"

Konnichiwa Tanakachan. Hirugohan wa nani o tabemashita ka?

by Michael February 21, 2005

Konitiwa

One of the correct ways to spell 'Hello' in Japanese. (Also Konnichiwa, not Konichiwa.)
Means "Hello" in Japanese, and is spelled with a 't' because the 't' also makes the 'ch' sound.

1. Even though people are going to give me thumbs down, I know this is right because I have an actual Japanese friend who told me.

2. When my friend and I took a trip to Tokyo, I said 'Konitiwa' to my friend when she woke up from her nap.

by Coolgurl123 September 30, 2008

konichiwa, bitchez!

Offensive style to say "Good Afternoon". Mentioned by the GZA in Dave Chappelle's show.

Mixture of Japanese with Ghetto Slang.

Chinese Guy: The chinese delegation chooses the RZA, the GZA, Ol'Dirty Bastard... the Wu-Tang Clan.

GZA: Konichiwa, Bitchez!

by Wilson Wicked February 11, 2006

Konita

First of all a what?! Exactly! Unique and awe inspiring a Konita does not come around but once in a lifetime. She can play rough and play nice both in and out of the bedroom. She is always up for a great laugh but be careful her jokes might have some spice to them. Exotic as they come her figure can hypnotize you into embracing the wild side of life. Do NOT cross her or you will be assassinated.

I can't wait to go out with Konita tonight!

Ko-ni-ta.... It's like Bonita but with a K.

by El Professor Taboo November 24, 2021

konie

KonieR is a word to show to another person that you are "a safety blanket".To remember him that you are here for him and you love him to the bone. A person who loves and cares ought to be called that word. You call the person that word that has changed the way you look to the world.

"She is a konie. She cares about me she loves,she is my safety blanket"

by georgelypas January 3, 2022

Koninnit

A thing from Mysta Rias' (One of Luxiem members) streams. Combination of japanese konnichiwa and british 'isnt it' (innit)

*Stream starts*
Mysta's chat: KONINNIT

by Puma with daisies February 21, 2023

konichiwa, bitches!

1) Wu-tang style greeting
2) The universally offensive way to say hello in Japan! (Everyone knows what that means!)

"Konichiwa, bitches" replied the RZA as he approached the podium.

by Bogmon August 5, 2005