kolo toured

To attempt at something but fail miserably.

I tried to clear the ball out of the box but Kolo Toured it and scored in my own net.

by JGenzy February 14, 2014

kolo

its persian racistly word for african-iranians as same as N word in US

-will you marry me?
-oh shit no , you're real kolo

by amir hashemi May 30, 2018

Kolo

A term which, although has no meaning, means alot. It is primarily used after a sentence or simply by itself, by sickkunts or very drunk people, to indicate a form of balance and mutual understanding/agreement.

Friend: “Aye Alper, did you see that sickkunt Oliver in the gym last night? What a beast, am I right?”
Alper: “Kolo”

“Do you like this picture?”
“Kolo”

by Listepik April 29, 2018

alex's kolo

A nightmare featuring a fat potato with his bum hanging out ready to squash you.

Kat: Have you seen alex's kolo lately?
Cat: Yeah, its a nightmare.

by James Hardtits June 1, 2018

Kolo

An individual so selfish that they literally don’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves; even their own family comes second to their own greed.

That guy is such a Kolo, I heard he goes to Planet Fitness on free pizza night and walks out with five or six boxes.

by ccc915verizonsucks April 21, 2018

kiele kolo

One hammah with a fat shlong

Hou brah u know kiele kolo

by anonymous November 22, 2021

KOLO MENTAL

A slang used to refer to someone as crazy or someone who is mad.

MAN: This one na kolo mental ohh!!

by NNWASHERE?! March 2, 2023