kolo toured

To attempt at something but fail miserably.

I tried to clear the ball out of the box but Kolo Toured it and scored in my own net.

by JGenzy February 14, 2014

KOLO MENTAL

A slang used to refer to someone as crazy or someone who is mad.

MAN: This one na kolo mental ohh!!

by NNWASHERE?! March 02, 2023

alex's kolo

A nightmare featuring a fat potato with his bum hanging out ready to squash you.

Kat: Have you seen alex's kolo lately?
Cat: Yeah, its a nightmare.

by James Hardtits May 02, 2018

Kolos

These kind of persons are typically blessed with an unexplainable obsession of communism. They likely have at least 2 nuclear launch keys from the former USSR in their reach. They only and only trust 3 individuals from their environment as friends. The only advantage of being one is that there's less chance for you to be purged out.

Under their rigid and strict look, they hide a lot of kindness, do not be deceived.

person: Hey, do you happen to own a soviet nuclear launch key?
Kolos: yes

by anatoli November 21, 2021

kolos

monkey boy that don’t come thru with monkey pics, even after payment

“kolos abuses me” said the monkey

by ieatmonkeystoo January 01, 2025

Kolo

A term which, although has no meaning, means alot. It is primarily used after a sentence or simply by itself, by sickkunts or very drunk people, to indicate a form of balance and mutual understanding/agreement.

Friend: “Aye Alper, did you see that sickkunt Oliver in the gym last night? What a beast, am I right?”
Alper: “Kolo”

“Do you like this picture?”
“Kolo”

by Listepik April 29, 2018

Kolo

Kolo is the ultimate prestige polish final boss. He will upgrade your town hall faster than the master builder.

Guy 1: Oh what a nice house!
Guy 2: Kolo was here

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third December 21, 2022