Kokotka

Female of Kokot

Hey Peter, that Nora is a real idiot

Hey Pavel, no she is more of a Kokotka

by Jose Verdu May 26, 2021

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Koota

It is used to describe ones elation to an event of the highest order. For example, if one was to find:
- A plant of the finest quality herb.
- A packed bong in an empty room.
- An unattended mix.
- A free beer (preferably Australian)
- A free ride (preferably a Limo/Gemini/Datsun).
- Copius amounts of Marshmallows, cream and strawberries.
- Clean Socks.

- "This plant is Koota, check out this bud, it looks like a little man"
- "Someone left this bong packed, this cone will go down in the ages as Koota"
- "Who left the Mix? I'll smoke the mix, it'll be Koota!"
- "Free beer, thats fucking Koota. At least its not American cause that shit tastes like Water."
- "Chuck us a ride you cheap cunt" "Alright you Jenkins" "Thats Fucking Koota"
- "Marshmallows, Koota" "Cream, Koota" "Strawberries, Kootasheen"
- "Hey man, Can I put these perfectly clean comfortable socks on?" "Yes" "Koota"

by Matt Erickson July 6, 2007

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Kobo

Is it a man? Is it a woman? Is it a planet? No it’s KOBO. She will snatch your mom right from your dad... she is soon to be your step-thing. There is lots of her to go around. Also she probably shits in Gardens..:) lucky you

Kobo is fucking my mom.. she just fell threw through the ceiling!

by dabdab69 January 16, 2020

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muffin kooter

a huge chubby vagina.

I bet that girl has a huge muffin kooter cause she fat and ugleh.

by Barat March 30, 2008

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Kobetard

A person whose opinion of basketball player Kobe Bryant is ridiculously biased and revisionist. They believe and will fervently affirm that he is the best player to have ever graced a court despite strong evidence and statistics clearly showing the opposite.

"Man, Kobe is so clutch" When in fact he will usually have shot jacked his way into making his team need vital last second shots, when they should have been up by 15 long ago.

"5 rings" When in reality Shaq was the one carrying the team for his first 3 titles.

"Kobe is such a better shooter than Jordan ever was" yet stats show that Jordan scored more points, more efficiently and in an era when defenses were much tougher.

Response to all above: "lol, what a kobetard!"

One of the best existing examples is poster Georgiano on the 2K Basketball forums.

by cairafre March 29, 2011

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