Tohru Kobayashi

Main character and best girl in the manga series Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid.

Man 1- Hey have you heard of Tohru Kobayashi? She's best girl

Man 2- You mean Tohru Honda?

Man 1- NO U IDIOT

by Rainmorelikepain January 4, 2022

Kobayashi's Law

That for a given number of identically made socks being lost to the Sock Gnome, the value of each sock losy except for the 2nd to last sock is minimal, whereas the value of the 2nd to last sock's value is close to infinite.

John had 8 Black identical socks. The Sock Gnome gradually stole 6 of them over the course of time. John didn't care that much because he still had a working pair; however, once John lost the 2nd to last sock, the remaining sock was virtually useless, by Kobayashi's Law.

QED.

by SockGnome3000 September 8, 2008

Doing the Kobayashi

Performing oral sex on a man. Giving head.

I walked in on my friend doing the kobayashi on her boyfriend.

by John Hocker February 26, 2011

Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

A yuri/reverse isekai anime that follows the story of Miss Kobayashi and her personal maid Tohru (who also happens to be a dragon) then later Kanna Kamui, the cutest anime character ever.

Can you recommend any good anime?
Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

by mancyclopediac January 21, 2021

miss kobayashis dragon maid

the gayest show on planet earth

"do you have any gay show recommendations?"
"miss kobayashis dragon maid"
"thanks bro"

by hutaos October 3, 2021

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes)

gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*

by C44444 January 2, 2019

Kobayashi

Ko-ba-ya-shing - the action of disguising your identity using mug brand as a cover name.

"Yesterday I Kobayashid myself on Club Penguin"

by Onetosixpeople September 13, 2018