knoif

also known as knife, but pronounced the way Crocodile Dundee would say it.

"You call that a knoif? That's no knoif... (pulls huge knife out of pants) THIS is a knoif!"

by houuuuuuuuuse February 25, 2008

Knobis

A person who is an absolute dickhead and disgustingly so. A person who is a knob and a khobis.

F-Bomb: Yo Moon, you're a knob.
A-Gyal: Yo Moon, you're a khobis.
Moon: I am indeed a Knobis.

by jibcheese January 21, 2017

Kofi Kingston

A wrestler from Ghana who pretends to be Jamaican.

What's the name of that Jamaican wrestler with the mop on his head?

That's Kofi Kingston and he's no Jamaican. He's from Ghana, which is only about 5,000 miles from Jamaica.

by Benny Twadge May 4, 2009

butter knifing

Like spooning, butter knifing is laying together with one or more people. Unlike spooning, you lie completely straight like a butter knife and you don't even have to touch the other person. Looks a lot like planking face up or a corpse in a coffin.

Player 1: She won't get out of my bed.
Player 2: Spoon her.
Player 1: No. Spooning is gross. I'm gonna lay next to her like I'm dead. Look we're "butter knifing".
Player 2: You should put that on Urban Dictionary before someone else does. What would forking be?
Player 1: We all know what "forking" is.
Player 2: Painting your toenails is hard.
Player 3: Wait. Look. Do I look dead yet?

by Tedfordish February 4, 2012

knowitallism

To pretend to know all about something.

That stubborn little cunt has a serious case of knowitallism, I'd sure like to kick him in the head.

by MjX June 2, 2003

nice knowing you

An expression said to someone who is about to do something which will put him/her at great risk.

Mark: "Hey man, did you sell your plasma screen TV yet?"
Johnny: "Yeah, I've got a guy who wants to buy it. I'm meeting him on a corner in East Oakland tomorrow night at 1am."
Mark: "Good luck with that. Nice knowing you."

by Nicholas D January 18, 2012

Knobin Hood

a term given to gentlemen whom have not had their foreskins removed at any time in their lives. Therefore, their knob (Penis head) is in a hood (foreskin).

"Hey Knobin Hood, you scrape out your hood in the shower today?"

by PacoTaco906 January 9, 2010