u mad hoe knotless

A conversation between a hair stylist and another lady that ended up as a funny meme💅🏾

Girl: "How much for knee length, medium?"

Me: "$80 hair provided"

Girl: "i got 30."

Me: 30 what

Girl: "$, knotless."

Me: "umm.. i dont do knotless and if i did they wouldn't be $30."

Girl: "well i want knotless."

Me: "okay i dont do knotless. I can refer you to somebody."

Girl: "stop playing on my phone. Are you doing my hair or not."

Me: "okay clearly we aren't on the same page here... I do NOT do knotless, would you like for me to refer you to somebody??"

Girl: "who are you talking to? Very unprofessional smh this what i get for trying to support black people."

Me: "uh okay."

Girl: "well i want knotless. Knotless please.

Me: "I DONT DO NO MUTHAFUKIN KNOTLESS YOU FINNA GET BLOCKED."

Girl: "U mad hoe Knotless"

by Alise the alien July 26, 2021

bumpy knuckles

bumpy knuckles, AKA freddie foxxx, is from NY. one of the true underground rappers. worked with dj premier, biggie smalls, gangstarr, M.O.P. and many many more. he raps about thug shit and has one of the most in your face styles known to rapping. freddie foxxx was raw. some of his best songs include, the chancesellor, p.a.i.n.e., tell 'em im here, and gangstarr's - the militia.

bumpy knuckles is a raw nigga, straight street, i will slap your motherfucking ass and squash beef. word is bond.

by montgomery of portland January 18, 2009

Respect Knuckles

Instead of high-fiving, why not use the gangsta way, Respect Knuckles. This is where both people take their fists and slowly tap them together on the knuckles, showing respect to that person. This is a handy substitute for dangerously clapping the hands together, quite possibly causing a bone to be broken in the wrist.

"High-five!"-Sharko
"No man, respect knuckles."-Quinn
"RESPECT KNUCKLES!"-Voice over during respect knuckles

by -The Omega Master December 17, 2004

brass knuckles

A weapon consisting of heavy brass (the cheap plastic ebay ones dont count) that have holes for you to put your fingers through, in order to get a grip and form a fist. Once this is done, you can use the weight and hardness of the brass to injure soft flesh. Pretty effective at ruining people's day, but if you dont know how to fight you may get it taken off your own hands and then used against you. Imagine that.

You try to get slick, you bust a little chuckle, you're gonna get smacked with my gold finger kuckles.

by Leandro October 30, 2004

Ugandan knuckles

A member of a militia who must protect his queen at all costs.

Yo have you seen those little red dudes in VR-Chat?

Yeah, they are called Ugandan Knuckles, and they are relentless in protecting their Queen and spreading their ways!

by ChefDeen January 13, 2018

Knuckles The Echidna

Knuckles is a cool guy with a bad attitude. He does'nt like to be pushed around. Him and Sonic fight a lot, but I think their good buddies.

Knuckles is cool.

by Hamtaro October 15, 2003

Ugandan Knuckles

Little deformed versions of Knuckles from sonic the hedgehog. They ask if you know de whey, where is the queen (typically some random anime girl) and klick violently as it is the national anthem

Ugandan Knuckles 1: Do you know de whey, brother?
Ugandan Knuckles 2: No I do not know de whey, look there is the queen!
*Violent klicking of excitement*

by The_Dogeiverse January 10, 2018