Hamtaro's definitions

Unikittony

An adult fan of the Cartoon Network show Unikitty

Most common Unikittonies are fans of The Lego Movie

Man: Unikitty is the cutest thing
Woman: you're a Unikittony

by Hamtaro October 22, 2018

Bitch Nigga

A female black dog

Guy 1: This is my black dog, her name is Shaylar

Guy 2: It's a Bitch Nigga

by Hamtaro October 30, 2019

Aqua

A useless but incredibly hot water goddess from Konosuba

Aqua may be useless, but she is just so dang sexy

by Hamtaro April 6, 2022

Hilda

The greatest freaking show on Netflix, SERIOUSLY this frick beats the crap out of Big Mouth, Paradise PD, or F is for Family

Hilda is the best show ever
And it's owned by Netflix

by Hamtaro December 16, 2018

I’m pregnant

Either the most exciting thing or scariest thing your wife can say depending on your thoughts

Wife 1: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 1: “Yay, we’re gonna be parents”

Wife 2: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 2: “OH GOSH, I’M NOT READY TO BE A DAD”

by Hamtaro June 11, 2023

Choir Practice

Taking a poop in the McDonald's bathroom

Guy 1:I have choir practice
Guy 2:You know choir practice just means going poop in the McDonald's bathroom
Guy 3: I can McPoop wherever I McWant, McBitch

by Hamtaro March 15, 2020

Roadkill

Lynn Loud from The Loud House

Lynn is such roadkill. She dutch ovens Lincoln. Punches him every time she sees a car (aka playing Auto Attack). And turns everything into a competition

by Hamtaro August 20, 2022