by Borkems91 April 6, 2010
Get the Knock Knock Open Up The Door It's Bork mug.an insult or a threat that one tells to someone else. once the person who replies with "who's there?" the ejoke abruptly ends with the answer "fuck off" many opther endings can be used to make this insult more interesting or more focused on the insultee.
"hey, knock knock"
"who's there?"
"fuck off!!!"
"hey knock knock"
"who's there"
"a fuckin dick thats about to get their ass kicked"
"who's there?"
"fuck off!!!"
"hey knock knock"
"who's there"
"a fuckin dick thats about to get their ass kicked"
by Ratbiker June 11, 2007
Get the knock knock mug.The rapping of one's knuckles across perky breasts-a way to please yourself by drumming your hands on a girl's front. Arousal is usually expected.
Matt: "So how'd it go with Jack last night?"
Danielle: "Well, we had a bit of a knock-knock fest, and now I'm all sore. But he's in a better mood than ever!"
Matt: "Okay, then."
Danielle: "Well, we had a bit of a knock-knock fest, and now I'm all sore. But he's in a better mood than ever!"
Matt: "Okay, then."
by Lord Blackness May 12, 2014
Get the Knock-Knock Fest mug.The act of farting a huge gift against the door of your bathroom while your lover takes a long steamy hot sexy bath
As emma lay in her candle lit bathroom, with the essential oils and epsom steam filling the air.... she heard a loud rancid Crunk at the door....
Oh not another knock knock soak she screamed.... as the smell of smylas fart seeped under the door
Oh not another knock knock soak she screamed.... as the smell of smylas fart seeped under the door
by Swooshbeast November 6, 2023
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Deminstrate this by knocking on an object twice and saying knock knock.
Deminstrate this by knocking on an object twice and saying knock knock.
by vicky March 6, 2005
Get the knock knock mug.A child hood game that often makes no since what so every. Such as this one that i heard just yesterday.
Knock knock, whos there, bannan, bannan who, arent you glad i didnt say orange?
Knock knock, whos there, bannan, bannan who, arent you glad i didnt say orange?
by Mic August 5, 2004
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Said you were waiting
I said she does that a lot usually at windows
Your not my twin flame
Your my fucking stalker
Just like twin flame
Has one of her own
You didn’t mention UD
You didn’t mention working man’s Kath …
But we both know and now she does that you read this daily too
Hanging on every word
Hanging out the roof top window
Fuck off staring or it will continue to …
Oh shit I vape mostly now
Lifestyle choice …
Bit like yours being rather fucking creepy ..
Add this to your badge of honours …
I wonder if my neighbours doorbell picked all that up …
Stalker boy was probably jerking it somewhere or other …
And this is my energetic record … you know my beliefs …
Said you were waiting
I said she does that a lot usually at windows
Your not my twin flame
Your my fucking stalker
Just like twin flame
Has one of her own
You didn’t mention UD
You didn’t mention working man’s Kath …
But we both know and now she does that you read this daily too
Hanging on every word
Hanging out the roof top window
Fuck off staring or it will continue to …
Oh shit I vape mostly now
Lifestyle choice …
Bit like yours being rather fucking creepy ..
Add this to your badge of honours …
I wonder if my neighbours doorbell picked all that up …
Stalker boy was probably jerking it somewhere or other …
And this is my energetic record … you know my beliefs …
by LetsTalkAboutX January 11, 2023
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