Knock Knock

To Grab Somebodies attention...slang for pay attention

Knock Knock mothafucka when you see me on da block

by Dustin407 June 26, 2007

Knock Knock

A general phrase describing anything, in any situation... originated from "knock knock messenger."

1) Man, that's just... "knock knock."
2) Fucking knock knockin' bullshit!
3) That's one knock knock hat.

by gesis September 18, 2003

knock knock

a person who fiend for alcohol alot

last night i cant help being a knock knock for drinking so many beers

by dyvad August 6, 2011

knock knocked

When a girl releases dirty videos or photos of you to Facebook or any social media for all your family and friends to see.
(Don't be a horn dog or a fuck boy and this wont happen to you)

Person1- Dude this chick is fucking releasing dirty videos of me on Facebook.
Person2- LOL omg dude, do you know what your getting.
person1- No what am i getting.
Person2- Your getting Knock Knocked , welp you better start finding new friends.

by Negan3932 July 9, 2017

knock knock

knock knock whos there shartonmis

Shartonmishoe
Funny hahahahahahahahah I sharted myself of laughin

by Betty Sollocks (sweaty bollock) March 30, 2004

#knock #knock

What people post on Twitter when they possibly just swatted someone.

@poodlecorp #knock #knock

by Mattdude July 19, 2016

Knock-Knock Joke

A joke made about a caller at the door. It usually ends up as a play on words.

The structure of a knock-knock joke is as follows:

Person 1: Knock-knock.

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: (Phrase A).

Person 2: '(Phrase A)' who?

Person 1: (Phrase A) (funny punch line).

Here is a knock-knock joke:

George: Knock-knock.

Reginald: Who's there?

George: Em.

Reginald: 'Em' who?

George: Emphysema! So you better quit smoking!

by Diggity Monkeez May 20, 2005