Quaint beach community near ramshackle Sacket's Harbor, NY. Numerous intoxicated residents disdainfully refer to each other as "Knobby Knollers". Ostensibly organized as a condo association with the rich distinction that the various units are actually shacks relegated to a maximum size slightly smaller than half a Taco Bell. Residents lovingly refer to their uninsulated, droopy shacks as "cottages." It is mostly populated by 3rd generation ne'r-do-wells, retirees who can't see, and various self-important "mayors". Favorite past-times include patrolling for "interlopers" from the Marina, mosquito hunting, booze on the beach, beers out back, wine in the woods, Pabst on the porch, drinks on the deck, leaches on the leg, skinny dipping in the dark, bickering at beach fires, belittling those "in back", doing it on the docks, and painting seagull rock. For an adult who has stayed sober enough to remain standing, the most exciting part of the day is being blinded by the sun slipping away. For kids, the most exciting time is bed time, where they happily sleep with sand in their bed, a lovely carcinoma-inducing sunburn, and their flea-infested best doggy friend by their side. Once a year, residents celebrate "Knobby Knoll' days where they trade junk and hold a parade to mock each other's children and pets. On July 4th, many residents host illegal fireworks displays which they generally point at each others "cottages" and those residents viewing from the bank.
I strolled over to Knobby Knoll, but there were so many people passed out that I kept tripping over 'em. I had a nice time kickin' it at the white elephant until I ended up with a leach on my leg and a firecracker lodged in my posterior.
by Kickin' it Kiki November 4, 2012
Get the Knobby Knollmug. The medical condition of perineal, testicular scrotal irritation from the high frecquency vibrations that occurs from too many hours of riding motorcycles with knobby tires.
by Ofashea January 8, 2022
Get the Knobby nutsmug. The clump of glue and excess carpet you might find on the bottom side of a carpet, before laying it.
by Triple L77 August 1, 2013
Get the Knobby Thingymug. Oh MAX! You stupid Knobbie-Wankie!!
by Jamie Carmichael March 8, 2005
Get the Knobbie-Wankiemug. The act of removing a door knob and replacing it with ones man meat. Then in the middle of the night as your spouse awakens to urinate, still half asleep, stumbles into the darken bathroom. She goes to turn the door open and in the process gives you a mean indian burn that only a sick pervert would enjoy.
Sally to her Co Workers: I'm so tired, Henry my husband keeps me up all night with his massive slobby door knobby' s and his loud painful moans as he nurses his Indian burns.
by WhoDrankTheDongWater June 11, 2017
Get the slobby door knobbymug. by dawsdz September 9, 2004
Get the knobby cob sockermug. Friend #1 Hey bro I’m going to go take a hot piss, watch my beer and don’t let that chick put anything in it yeah?
Friend #2 That son of a B, he got me again… look at the Knobby Frey, you have to zoom in but look at that thing… looks like a dress shoe.
Friend #3 I’m a medical professional and I am legally along with ethically required to look at it. Oh hot damn I have a cure for that small little dress shoe looking wiener in my bag! Here you go, some hot off the shelf Gas Station Boner pills.
Friend #2 That son of a B, he got me again… look at the Knobby Frey, you have to zoom in but look at that thing… looks like a dress shoe.
Friend #3 I’m a medical professional and I am legally along with ethically required to look at it. Oh hot damn I have a cure for that small little dress shoe looking wiener in my bag! Here you go, some hot off the shelf Gas Station Boner pills.
by Fun in the Fanny July 28, 2024
Get the The knobby Freymug.