knob goblin

a small/ugly girl, who can't get enough pink pork probing, a cock loving crotch goblin

i can't whait for that little knob goblin to say ahh and start knob gobbling like a true whore

by mr_paul May 18, 2006

Knob Goblin

A goblin that infests your knob if you don't wear a condom.
Or, a goblin that like knobs.

Did you hear about Jimmy? He went to Tijuana and got knob goblins from a hooker.

While camping, Derek walked into the woods to take a leak, and was immediately fellated by a knob goblin. There were no survivors.

by Grossenschwaum February 14, 2006

knob goblin

(N) A midget who sucks dick.

Often used as a gay joke to guys or an insult to a whore who is always sucking dick.
Also relates to the phrase "gobble the knob".
Just in case you don't know, : knob

Guy 1: *trips guy 2*

Guy 2: what a knob goblin

Girl 1: that wasn't very nice

Guy 2: shut up, you're one to, literally

Girl 1: ...

Guy 2: kthxbye

by uraknobgoblin April 6, 2010

Knob Goblin

when a male is receiving a blowjob he may use snot a lube. As the snot is green the knob amazingly looks like a goblin.

i did knob goblin with your mum last night

by Mateplz November 21, 2016

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.

Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020

goblin knobs

nipples, could be male or female nipples

Peter just pulled down Nicole's shirt, I saw her goblin knobs and everything, that is so inappropriate in a nice neighborhood like this

by Devin Diaz January 20, 2008

Cold as a goblin's knob

Cold, chilly, inclement

God, I'm glad to be inside. It's cold as a goblin's knob out there.

by josekavalina December 20, 2021