knob Jockey

One who is an idiot or participates in a stupid act.

Good one Knob jockey, you just fell ass over!

by david April 5, 2004

knob jockey

a man who likes a cock up their bum hole

every gay man is a knob jockey

by Healy-the-smackhead November 5, 2004

Knob Jockey

Basically someone who rides a penis (like a jockey).
Typically used by heterosexual males towards other heterosexual males as an offence (or in jest) suggesting that they are in fact homosexuals, and are Broke back cowboys.... ie: knob jockeys.

"Why are you on girly websites like this one, have you gone broke back on us or what?... ya knob jockey!"
(nb: excused only if this website, and others alike, was left open by your wife or significant other)
(nb: NOT excused if she is not significant
OR if she is a HE!)

by u r a knobjockey March 20, 2008

IT knob jockey

Jumped up IT technicians and managers who use pseudo-techno terms and acronyms to sound intelligent when all they come across as is a pair of complete knob jockeys.

Kev says: 'You need to use the VPN TWAIN server through an open portal Phil'

Phil says: 'I thought so... does it require a ping to a SCSI dos prompt?'

Matt says: 'What a pair of IT knob jockeys'

by Savolicious November 11, 2011

knob jockey

A person(male) who likes to be ridden like a horse by another man. The ritual includes the 'rider' inserting his penis up the other man (horses) bottom, thus giving an enjoyable ride.

Look there's Dave, and his knob jockey Brian

by Mike August 5, 2003

Knob Jockey

Someone who rides a lotta dick.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Knob-jockey

a man or woman who is a born leader of and excels at the art of foreplay (applicable to men or women)

the cougar i was with last night was a real knob-jockey.

by RomeoBlaze February 18, 2011