Knob cheese

the crust of a knobend yummy

on ure beans n chips in cafe!!!

by Hayley taylor February 19, 2003

Knob cheese

Cheese that some people might enjoy on toast or crackers it is organic cheese and smells a bit off but is enjoyed by CERTAIN people.

“Putting knob cheese on my nanas crackers (PRANK GONE WRONG)

by Margo! March 2, 2022

Knob Cheese

The dried up cum on the end of a mans penis.

'I was sucking this guy off and he had so much knob cheese, it was butters'

by bob1327066 April 13, 2009

Knob Cheese

1. The "release" from a mans Penis.
2. Someone thats not very bright or a complete tool.
3. People who devote there life to "myspace"

dude 1: do you like my clothes?

dude 2: Ha no you look like a fucking knob cheese!

by Josh Skinner December 4, 2007

Knob Cheese Toasty

The act of collecting 50 grams of curdled smegma from a group of unwashed males. Thes smegma is then placed between two slices of toast and then pressed together. The product is then chopped into triangles and consumed.

Damn thats one good muthafuckin knob cheese toasty.

by pard0x November 12, 2009

door knob cheese

its when a male cums all over a doorknob handle and takes a picture and uses it as a trophorical prize.

dude i cummed all over my doorknob check this pic out dude its the perfecet door knob cheese

by Bry Bry Da Killa August 15, 2007

knob-cheese (fromage a la cock)

residue between the foreskin and penis tip of a teenager who only washes once a year!!!

christ! what's that stench? it's only our son, he's trying to make butter in his pants!

by siwann November 12, 2003