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Knick Knack Sacky Whack

When you pull up to a gloryhole, bend over, poke your sack down, behind you and, and through the hole. Then you have someone on take a blackjack and start smacking your testicles.
You get the best knick knack sacky whack at the D.C. airport.
by Fullblore February 1, 2023
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knick knack shite

Any item given to you by either a mother, grandmother or crazy old aunt that is meant for public display. Usually small in nature and MADE IN CHINA.
Said item may or may not:
1. light up
2. glow in the dark
3. be in the shape of an animal
4. be covered in fur or metallic paint
5. be at home sitting on a doily
6. be highly breakable
7. be indestructible
8. be extremely useless and ugly
A light up plastic church that changes colour over time is knick knack shite.
by Skoogle December 23, 2008
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knick knack paddy fuck

"knick knack paddy fuck give that bitch a bone"
by Fagdonna May 22, 2004
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what ludricrous still is even in late 2004 with the release of "Get Back"
"Cause its the knick knack paddy whack still riding cad-E-llacs, family off the street made my homies put the baggies back."
by Sc46and2 February 15, 2005
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knick-knack shelf

large hood rat, snoop doggy dogg video hoe-in' azzzzz
Tyrone, ya ho' Cassandra got a Knick-Knack shelf! Jizzamm!
by NoShwagHere May 14, 2003
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Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack

The Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack is a rare goat-like animal that is found on the high mountain slopes of the Scottish Mountains. When at its most confused, the Knick-Knack spins around in circles for approximately two minutes and then goes on a rampage to eat Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s. The minerals found in Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s helps the Knick-Knack grow a thick white furry coat that’s helps keep it warm when temperatures drop to a chilly -27°C.

Due to less oxygen on top of some of the hills the Knick-knack’s lungs are able to take bigger breaths to absorb as much oxygen as possible. The feet of the Knick-Knack are wide so the feet do not sink into the snow whilst chasing Snow haggises.

Knick-Knacks can be seen all year round in the Scottish Highlands but are particularly common in the winter months where the Knick-knack has been known to eat the unfortunate winter hill-walker or ice-climber with its razor sharp sabre-tooth teeth. Since modern hill-walking gear has got tougher over the years the Knick-Knack has developed sharper teeth so it can tear through the most Gore-Texed jacket on the market.
Physiatrist: You seem to be shivering alot. Whats wrong? Are you cold?
Non-Scottish person: I-I-I got chased down Ben Nevis by a Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack.
Physiatrist: Christ, he will never recover.
by Muckle Flugga November 9, 2008
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The Knick Knack Effect

An unexplained fear of a film (typically an animated one), a song, a toy, or any other object that a young child experiences when exposed to said object.
Patient: When I was a kid I was absolutely terrified of that pixar short Knick Knack but I never quite figured out why.
Psychiatrist : Sounds like you were dealing with the The Knick Knack Effect. it's more common than you think.
by Merik2008 August 29, 2021
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