Klunk

The sound made by a metaphorical lead balloon as it lands on the ground symbolising the way in which an unfunny joke has gone down.

Knock Knock
Who's There
Doctor
Doctor Who
Exactly
Klunk !

by Bunter October 13, 2004

kluntsworth

marijuana blunt, see woobanger

"you tryin to smokea kluntsworth"

by lil mikey March 8, 2005

Klunked-out

Verb. (CLUNGED-OUT)

When a bro stops hanging out with you out of no where, cancels plans, or stops answering texts from you.

Especially when a new girlfriend is involved.

Bro1"Hey bro2 where is bro3 at? I thought he was kicking it this weekend?"
Bro2"Nah Bro1 he got that new girlfriend so he has klunked-out here lately."

by Dread Cpt Planet July 31, 2016

Kunks

Hole doodoo

Mi ras full up, a kunksy a gwan n drop growin’ roses pon di earth risin’ up every bumbaclot herb when di fire blaze up in di mornin’ from da mudda kunks .

by Fatlightning April 23, 2021

klunky balloon

when a male ejaculates into a balloon, then, the partner squeezes the sperm into ones mouth.

yo, i gave that bitch a klunky balloon and she took it like a champ!

by deejzzle August 11, 2010

krunksauced

when you is drunk as hell

Dang girl! you is krunksauced.

I'm tryin to play some pong and get krunksauced.

by SPanky Stephens October 10, 2008

Klunk

When you shit in a vase and it makes a clunking sound.

*klunk* I just shat in a vase :)

by Sex Offender with a Penis August 30, 2018