kleenex friendship

Litterally means:
A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!

One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.

A:I feel terribly bad I didn't call you on the last week mate!
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.

by LOL.renzo April 29, 2015

The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.

Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009

kleenex guy

A guy you use once and throw away - the perfect rebound

A hot lifegueard is the perfect rebound, use him once and throw him away- he's a Kleenex Guy

by NotAllHeroesWearCapes May 2, 2015

shmeeky kleeky

When luh twizz do crank #TR big Tonka honeybun

Luh shmeeky kleeky

by inbar viscus March 29, 2022

Kloe

Kloe is a beautiful girls name. Very common yet usual name bacause of the spelling, 95%of the time it would be spelt with a ‘C’ or ‘Ch’ however with a ‘K’ it’s the ‘cool way’ of spelling it.

A Kloe is usually badass/leader but at the same time the sweetest most down to earth girl you will meet. She is very kind until you hurt her family or friends then you will be on her bad side in other words: hell where you do not want to be, you never get out of there as a winner. She is extremely loyal to her friends and boyfriend, she is all about giving and helping people.

She (Kloe) is very sexy, yet often not confident about her body....she doesn’t show it tho, she acts like a boss.

Naturally catches boys attentions, lot of the times even boys she would rather not but she handles it like a queen with grace.

Kloe is athletic and girly at the same time.

Friend 1: Have you seen the new girl?
Friend 2: Who? Kloe?
Friend 1: Yes, she seems so cute.
Friend 2: I know, we should hang out with her, she got that positive vibe.

by actdtoyou May 8, 2018

Kleenex fuck

You blow in it and throw it away.

I wouldn't fold her up and put her back in my pocket - she's just a Kleenex fuck.

by dabadone January 14, 2010

KleenGrip

Shopping Cart Handle Protector featuring Discount Coupons for in-store products. Provides protection from germs, great savings for Shoppers, increased product awareness and an excellent marketing opportunity for Product Manufacturers.

I am so glad my supermarket started carrying KleenGrip, now I don't have to worry about touching those nasty cart handles and I save tons on my grocery bill when I use the coupons.

by Kommander Kleen June 7, 2011