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Klag

Noun: A strong, hangover inducing, low quality and/or otherwise disgusting alcoholic beverage.

First use that I know of is on a Games Workshop snotling model- passed out vomiting with a bottle marked "KLAG"
I drank 4 cups of that Klag someone mixed up last night and I woke up leaning over a fence with my pants gone and my mom's cellphone number sharpied on my ass.
by Stiltburger December 29, 2008
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KLAUGH

A word that is randomly inserted into a sentance for no reason
ya, so anyways, i was talkin to dave the oth-KLAUGH!
by Poodle Man Jack August 16, 2004
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Klang

Something hideously ugly.
Wow, that chick who looks like an ostrich is klang inside and out!
by Queenie September 21, 2018
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klagg

Sagging vagina, usually gangrenous and a tendency to have boils, weeping sores and overall aridity. Found mainly on prostitutes and over sociable women.
That ladies klagg had more flakes than a blizzard.
by bonani January 17, 2008
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klang

the state of something being sweeeet, or completely lame if you are being sarcastic, depending on tone of voice.
somehow related to musician donnie klang.

klang - sweet
joe - dude donnie klang is legit!
dylan - yeah his music is klang'in...! just playin ya right donnie klang is a faggot
joe - no waaaaaaay hes legittttt!

drew - man i put cheese on this chicken sandwich and it was klaaaaaang!
dylan - dude that sounds delicious lets call it a klangwich

joe - have u seen the new jordans? im not sure if id rock them or not
dylan - dude those are klang as fuck, u could pull em off, id wear em for sure!
by i spit hot fire April 30, 2009
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klawgourioues

Klawgourioues is like a klawg but x50.

Klawgourious is used when klawg just isnt enough for the moment. It’s also the name of onceler’s alcoholic mother.
For example;
“Bro what the ACTUAL FUCK KLAWGOURIOUES.”
Whats your problem klawgouriues.”
by Kyluvs July 4, 2023
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klagmire

When the parts of a paved race circuit outside of the driving line become covered in rubber worn off from the racer's tires. This condition makes passing more difficult as the pieces of rubber reduce traction off the racing line. During their cool down lap, drivers may intentionally pass over these areas to add weight to their cars for post-race inspections that require a minimum weight. First heard from David Hobbs, NBCSports Formula 1 Commentator.
The 2013 Formula 1 Chinese Grand Prix became a klagmire when the soft compound Pirelli tires degraded in less than 10 laps.
by Air Cav Hokie April 19, 2013
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