Klaus Schwab

Taker of freedom.
Destroyer of free will.

See also traitor to mankind.

Klaus Schwab says in 2030 you will own nothing and be happy about it.

by FightTheAlgorithm March 6, 2022

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Klaus

my son

"that junkie from The Umbrella Academy is quite the character"
"yeah, that's Klaus, he's my son"

by choke me with an umbrella February 19, 2019

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Klaudia is by far the most beautiful girl to walk the face of the planet. Unique and eccentric, meeting a Klaudia is like crossing paths with a unicorn; rare, enchanting, and impressionable. Most people never meet her, and go their whole lives thinking she's a myth. She is the girl of any mans dreams, perfectly imperfect. She is indescribably gorgeous and the legality of her beauty is questionable. She is by far the most enthusiastic and passionate in the land. She is exceptionally funny and incredibly smart. She is extremely down to earth. So down to earth that she cannot accept compliments based on her beauty. She will reject and turn down any compliments that revolve around her. It is mind blowing to see how someone so special doesn't even know just how much they mean to people. She is poetry in a world still learning the alphabet. Her beauty is unfathomable and uncomprehending. The mere fact she turns the compliments down makes her even more attractive if that's even possible. Seeing Duśka smile is the biggest gift you can earn by her, it will make you happy as fuck. So to summarize, Klaudia is an Angel and a modern day princess and any man to be in her life should be extremely lucky.

"I think I just met a Klaudia."

"How do you know?"

"Well, she was standing next to that unicorn over there, and I've never seen one of those before either, so it must be her."

by Xcite1989 December 11, 2021

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kludgebucket

poorly designed, thown together computer hardware and/or software, comprised of odds and ends of other pieces of hardware and/or software, and barely capable of performing the task(s) for which it was created.

"The old PC she uses to control the lighting in her home is a real kludgebucket."

by bustapost October 8, 2008

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Klaus

Definition of babey. He is shy and very sensitive. He will always try and act tough but, he’ll eventually break. He will stand up for you and will never cheat or break loyalty with you. He’s very kind hearted and loving. He has an absolutely handsome smile and an amazing laugh. He’ll love you forever and ever. He doesn’t seek revenge and is usually very happy.

Me: Klaus is babey
my friend: y e s

by damnit mike June 12, 2019

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Klaus Hargreeves

Also known as “The Séance”, or “Number Four” Klaus is number 4 out of 7 Hargreeves siblings. They are an ex-superhero. Klaus is pansexual, and has a love/hate addiction with drugs. They are able to communicate with the dead and project them to the mortal world, but only when they are sober. They can also levitate, but only with their shoes off.

Klaus is the least taken seriously out of the Hargreeves siblings, and their siblings treat them like they can’t do anything when in fact, they can.

Person A: Whose’s your favorite Hargreeves sibling?
Person B: Klaus Hargreeves of course!

by amaxe March 7, 2019

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