Kirkland, WA

A medium sized city 20 minutes outside of Seattle. Known for it's amazing waterfront a douchebag kids. Walking in downtown Kirkland you will typically see the youth wearing shoes 3 sizes too big, Jordan shorts (or "jords" as they like to call it) that extend to their feet and a black northface. Good luck trying to find nice friends their.

New Kid: Hi, my name is Jack, what's yours?
Kirkland kid: shut up dipshit! I'm from Kirkland, WA!

by Wataxnay November 23, 2010

Kirkland Bubble

Rumor has it that housing prices are falling, or at least stabilizing. Not so in Kirkland, WA. In the Kirkland Bubble (not all of Kirkland -- just west of 405, North of 520 and South of 116th) housing prices only go up, up, up. There are many reasons -- Kirkland (not Totem Lake, not Bridle Trails, not Juanita) a nice little town and many people want to live there. All the Microsofties pour over the hill and buy everything in sight. And everyone wants to buy here because the prices only go up and up and up. The Bubble distorts reality, and looking for real estate inside the bubble can cause suicidal ideation. But then, so does looking for real estate outside the bubble. The bubble is also metastisizing, creeping ever northward along the lake, so more and more neighborhoods North of the current bubble are being eaten by the bubble. Life inside the bubble is special and magical and also insidious and evil and soul-sucking.

That 900 square foot 1940 rambler with no roof West of Market just sold for 850K. Fuck the Kirkland Bubble, I am never going to be able to buy a house here. I am such a loser.

by Itsnotme December 29, 2008

kirkland

v. to pick up and twirl a victim over your head before throwing them through a large piece of glass

Guy 1: Did you hear? Andy was just kirklanded and is bleeding profusely!

Guy 2: I know! I'm the one who kirklanded him!

by cremo_neco August 1, 2008

kirkland's snow

the type of snow you would see in a painting sold in a mall home decor store, such as kirkland's. this snow is often light, fluffy, and covers the trees completely.

today while driving in the blizzard we all stopped to admire the scenery the kirkland's snow had created in our lovely michigan town.

by St. Petersburg December 14, 2008

Alice in Kirkland

Being disoriented in Costco because they've changed the location of items you were used to finding in a certain place

Where is that 80 gallon drum of peperoncini I need?
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland

by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016

Karmaland

Karmaland is a minecraft multiplayer server and spanish series in which nine youtubers of around the age of 30 stream and play. Those youtubers being Vegetta777, TheWillyrex, aLexBY11, luzugames, elrubiusOMG, mangelrogel, LOLiTO FDEZ, xFaRgAnx YT and AuronPlay.

Fan 1: No me puedo creer que Rubius sea un boomer ahora, F.
Fan 2: Ya, no sé que hago con mi vida viendo a hombres de 30 años jugar a un juego de cubos. No puedo dejar de ver Karmaland.

Fan 1: Mierda, Lolito ha ganado las elecciones #EsteNoEsMiAlcalde.
Fan 2: Evil Luzu is coming...

Vegetta: Creo que es-
Auron: DENEGADO

by Cyr_Edits February 25, 2020

Kirtland

Kirtland is a shy and handsome person. He is a genius though too humble to admit it. Kirtland's feelings are often very secret so if you are one of the rare people that get to know them you are lucky. He gives amazing advice that is far beyond his years. He is handsome and underrated. If you are the one that his heart of gold belongs to make sure to never let him go. Kirtland is hardworking and often left in the shadows. The more you get to know Kirtland the more funny you think he is. Kirtland is easy to be loyal to because of his personality. This humble and loving person doesn't know how smart and perfect he is. He is one of the people who you would trust with your deepest and sometimes darkest secrets.

The name Kirtland, a boy, not the city.

by Stranger44 March 5, 2022