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Kiester

Used as an verb: The action and process of hiding and smuggling contraband or legal items within one's rectum.
"Jesus FUCK man, just kiester that shit quick! No, It ain't gay, but it's gonna keep you out of the slammer."
by Throbbing Rob September 7, 2017
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Kiester

1. alternative spelling of keister and keester.

2. Ass
3. Guy who is an ass
4. Guy who has a dick stuck so far up his ass that he thinks that Kiester is a town in Minnesota or a last name.
1. I kicked him in the kiester.
2. I kicked his kiester so hard that he flew over the moon.
3. That kiester is an ass of a guy.
4. That kiester thinks that I just called him a town in Minnesota
by Ekrons December 4, 2012
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kissters

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are both blond.Total kissters.
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Alex kister

Such a cool and beautiful person!!!!! He is super nice and amazing!!!! And likes a lot princess Diana and other stuff
"hold up lemme search Kister"
"NAUURRRRRRRR HOLD UP......"
"DONE, NOW THERE'S ALEX KISTER IN A GOOD WAY"
by Edgarnuggetfan March 21, 2022
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kissterrupted

When someone speaking is interrupted by an unexpected kiss from another.
He was in the middle of explaining why he was standing in her door when she kissterrupted him... it was so romantic!
by Gryffen March 5, 2011
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Kidster

An teenager, college student, or adult who enjoys activities, events, movies and tv shows that children like. You can find many kidsters on MLIA talking about dinosaurs, harry potter and ninjas. Kidsters often wear t-shirts that are too small with kid-themed designs. kid + hipster = kidster
Kidster 1: Let's go watch toy story 1 and 2 in 3D to celebrate my 25th birthday.
Kidster 2: Okay, i have to go get changed into my undersized sesame street t-shirt.
Kidster 2: i'll bring my star wars watch.
Kidster 1: After that do u want to go have an old disney movie marathon.
Kidster 2: Sure, and then we can go dress up as ninjas and run around.
Kidster 3: RAWR! I LOVE DINOSAURS!
by Jak Majik October 23, 2009
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Kilster

by I’mkillster June 14, 2020
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