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Kindling

The act of becoming extremely involved in reading an Amazon Kindle.
Ex. 1: Hey, I've got to leave early.. I'm Kindling in bed tonight.
by crzyblnd1 November 16, 2011
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kibling

When a brother and sister, marry another set of sister and brother. Thus, marrying their in-laws. Their kin folk would usually be called cousins. But in the case of a kibling, they are more then cousins.
they are sibling-cousins. (KIBLING)
My mom's sister married my dad's brother. Their not just cousins, but not quite siblings. They're kiblings!
by Kibbles n Bits Kids May 29, 2010
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hell kindling

When saying someone is going to burn in hell just isn't strong enough, go with hell kindling. This would be the sort of individual that the rest of hell's residents would rather not be associated with, the sort that burns even easier than the others. When they show up, the rest of the damned would be like "Damn! Did it just get hotter in here?" What gets the hellfires started quicker than anything else? Hell kindling.
"That Bernie Madoff is just the sort of hell kindling that will stave off a cold day in hell."
by The_J_Man March 2, 2009
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Kindling

When 2 - 35 people get together for sex, but no one physically touches each other. The arousal begins with Yax in a bedazzled thong, and he dances seductively in front of the audience. The sheer sexuality from this display is enough to induce orgasms, in some cases multiple. Bats has squirted from kindling and he's a guy. This shit is real.
Yax, it's been a while. It's time for a good kindling.
by MisterPicklesss July 2, 2019
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Kingling

The esteemed individual who consumes the last Yuengling beverage, this hero among mere peasants must then wear the packaging on his/her head. The Kingling is one of the highest ranks known to man, higher than the pope.. or whatever.
Jessica saw a strange man passed out with a box on his head. She bowed her head in respect, this man was the Kingling.
by oksloth September 17, 2012
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Lion Kinging

Putting any transferable pigment (e.g. eye shadow, slow drying ink, or face paint) on your thumb then drawing a line across a victims forehead whilst shouting "Simba".
1: So yeah i went to see the Lion King 3D it's really good
2: Oh? Who's your favourite carachter?
1: Probably Rafiki. Yours?
2: Mine's definitely *rubs thumb across forehead* SIIIIMBAAAH!

Prime example of a real life Lion Kinging
by The guy drinking a frappachino November 28, 2011
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Tiger Kinging

Inspired by the Netflix documentary Tiger King, Tiger Kinging is the art form of manipulating and verbally abusing others to get what you want.
My senior year I ran the party scene! I was Tiger Kinging hard! I had all my roommates going out and getting kegs and promoting my parties for me.
by Luluseal117 March 26, 2020
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