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The traditional water pipe smoking apparatus popularized in Liechtenstein. It is crafted from the skull of a child and cools the smoke before it enters of the lungs of the user in order to make it easier to smoke.
Dude... pass the kindertotenkopfblutuberrauchenbong. I need a hit."
by Aaron Copeland April 10, 2008
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kinderhook, ny

john: you need to move to kinderhook, ny
ted: i love kinderhook, ny. Thanks Bro!
by phlegm circle yam December 9, 2008
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kinderlove

The relationship someone has with a younger partner; usually over 3 years apart and is used in the context of high school or college relationships.
OMG, you're going out with a freshman? What a kinderlove.
by Princess lover September 17, 2006
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kindergoth

A Goth Girl who is under age 14. Not a label for a brain-dead follow-my-leader girl - a kindergoth does the whole Goth thing with a touch of irony yet listens to Wagner and reads Gormenghast too.

(Minor alternative use: name used by some immature 'mature' goths to deride young 'new goths'. Kindergoth is used by them as an equivalent to 'newbie' or 'plastic punk').

See also: babygoth, baby-bats, kinderwhore, pixie.
"Gloom County's resident kindergoth reads a lot of Sandman."
by Nupe January 6, 2004
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Kindercollege

When a person schedules only early morning classes with the intention of napping in the afternoon.
Aliya can't handle going to school for a full day so she's going to kindercollege.
by Jayzion October 6, 2016
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kinderhook new york

Town/Village in Upstate NY This was a fun town. Broad Street was the place to hang out after school. MVB was where all the Ichabod kids went to school for grades 3-5 the village was great

Then 2020 and Covid hit

The citiots arrived in droves from NY City, the same people who praised De Blasio and Cuomo for shutting things down to prevent the spread are the ones who left to come upstate due to far less restrictions. Kinderhook has become a nightmare full of rich, miserable white people. They walk around with their trophy dogs and let them shit all over the sidewalks. They frequently use walking sticks to keep their "balance" even though they look completely stupid and idiotic. It doesn't matter what time of day it is, they are out and are pissing off the locals, whether it is a Thursday at rothermal park where the fat stay-at-home moms scream at local teens for playing at the baseball or basketball courts or a Saturday morning of the old people flauting their new JCrew sweaters and Michael Kors handbags, walking around the village with their 3 masks and rubber gloves on. You can find them anywhere, sitting at Broad Street outside shooting every passerby a dirty look or at the yuppie bar Saisonnier, which is filled to the brim with rich central park looking people who make snide remarks.

So that's it for Kinderhook, it was a happy and enjoyable place to live and be for many years, but once the citiots arrived, they have taken their way of city life and ruined a great place.
guy: It's saturday, lets go to rothermal and shoot some baskets!!
Buddy: Nah, all the city people are out, we'll get yelled at for being too loud.
guy: Ugh, I miss the old kinderhook new york.
by runningtheapartment April 11, 2021
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Kinderjolly

The feeling you get when you’re a full grown adult but your feet can’t touch the floor where you’re sitting and they dangle.

A youthful reminiscent joy.
Wow, I love this seat. My feet can’t touch and im getting major kinderjolly.
by Samonthedictionary September 10, 2022
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