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Kim Jong-Un

The crazy leader of North Korea who loves to intimiade the US and all the other Western Block countries by threatning to drop an atomic bomb on them at least once every day. His efforts, however, make the US laugh. Also, he does not really care about his people and leaves them very thin and underfed.
North Korea would collapse economically if it weren't for China's economic support. The army also uses very outdated WW2 equipment. China originally used them as a puppet state, but now N. Korea is looking as more of an embarrasment than anything else.
Guy 1: Who is Kim Jong-Un?
Guy 2: A *bleep* idiot. Need I say more?
Guy 1: He's the leader of North Korea, right?
Guy 2: Yeah. More like the only man still standing in that country.
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Kim Jong Un

What happens when you give an angry, fat little asian man control of his own totalitarian regime. If only his father didn't make fun of him for drinking margharitas.
North Korean Officer: Great Leader, Great Leader, the imperialist aggressors have made a horrible movie mocking the amazing country which you have created, what shall we do?
Kim Jong Un: Lets call the Chinese, maybe their hackers can help our puny country to attack the western world with any degree of success!
North Korean Officer: Yes, Great Leader. Shall I fetch your superman pajamaa?
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Kim Jong Un

The leader of North Korea who follows in his dead father's monarchy and gets all the food he was sent to himself (which is why he's fat) and the military, leaving the rest of the North Koreans skinny. Also he makes the police do bad stuff to prisoners (torture them)
Someone should do something about Kim Jong Un.
by What-thing February 22, 2014
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kim jong uning

When a man goes on a crazy sex rampage and fucks every female thing that he sees. He impregnates all of them and they all thoroughly enjoy it.
The man is now father of 56 kids and 9 puppies 4 cats and a bird after he went Kim Jong Uning awhile ago.
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Kim Jong Un

When you have a small dick and fail at bombing America.
If Hitler had a nuclear program, he probably would've been a Kim Jong Un.
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The Kim jong un

When you fuck over people so hard they cry until cum
Dude I was with this girl last night. Totally went the Kim jong un with her.
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Kim Jong Un

A fat shorty that imprisons or kills everyone in North Korea for no reason.
Kim Jong Un wants to nuke the US because he hates them
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