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Kill it before it lays eggs

When someone says this it's a reference to an individual so stupid, annoying, etc that it should not be existing and is better off being killed before it reproduces (before it lays eggs = before it makes more of itself/ has youngsters as annoying/stupid as itself)
Guy 1: KARGJATA

Guy 2: Kill it before it lays eggs
by NIS May 10, 2013
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Kill it in the face

Destroying either food or a beverage into your mouth.
Ding dong , hi here's your pizza. Kill it in the face!
by MattPendejo September 20, 2010
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Kill It

To finish off a beverage (usually alcohol).
by Kill It May 24, 2004
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You Kill It You Fill It

The concept of, upon an item such as a pot of coffee or bowl of pretzels being emptied, the person who emptied said item is entrusted with the duty of replenishing the goods previously kept therein. Lazy people will not kill things if they are too lazy to fill them, and douchebags will kill them without feeling they should be bothered with refilling them.

Never trust a person who feels above this law. For Example:
(Ted and Jason are in an office setting. Both walk towards a pot of coffee.)
Ted: Mmm, I love coffee.
(Ted pours a cup of coffee, kills it, and begins to walk away.)
Jason: Ted, come on, you kill it you fill it!
Ted: Nah, I'm too big of a douchebag to make coffee.
Jason: Go die in a fire.
(Don't worry, Ted does.)
by Leechdemon October 9, 2006
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kill it

asking someone to finish something for you.
Girl one- I dont want this beer anymore.
Girl two- give it to me I'll kill it.
by bowski11 July 2, 2009
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kill it

to say something that ends a joke making it not funny.

or saying something that makes everybody feel awkward with fake uneasy laughs.
i have never taken it up the butt.
well...i suppose i have because one time when i was wiping my ass my finger broke through the toilet paper.
...dont ever kill it again
by buttfun December 28, 2005
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kill it

Stop it; end; cease, discontinue
Posey: Lil' Jon is too fine!
Samerine: Girl, kill it!
by dr. aylen June 22, 2006
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