Kidnapping

Surprise adoption

" Kidnapping isn't breaking the law, it's just surprise adoption!"

by Barbie and bob the builder June 19, 2019

Kidnapper's Deluxe

N. A vechile that is able to hold three or more bodies in it's trunk in the event of committing a kidnapping or needing to take hostages. A trunk that would hold any less would be considered a Kidnapper's Double or Single.

Tom: Check out all the space in the trunk of my new car.
Joe: Dude, for a small car thats at least a Kidnapper's Double.
Tom: If I take out the spare tire, its a Kidnapper's Deluxe.

by Silentwatch January 11, 2009

Kidnap

A loving gesture shown by stalkers or obsessive psychopath ex boyfriends. Must include a van, some duct tape, rope, chloroform (optional) and a struggling victim.

Come on honey, don't think of this as a kidnap. I'm just showing you how much I love you...enough to have hired a dark van just for you. Didn't you see the van? Oh yeah, the blindfold

by Thewriterev16 September 17, 2016

kidnapture

word to define a combination of kidnapping and capturing of an enemy force; kidnaptured, kidnapturing, kidnapturer, kidnapturee

The Lieutenant warned his Soldiers of the threat of kidnapture in an Najaf to impress a smoking hot female.

by russtee1979 July 13, 2009

Kidnap Kids Kristmas

A challenge where you must kidnap as many kids as you can.

Hey, dude, I'm gonna attempt the kidnap kids kristmas challenge, WANNA COME!

by deepforce November 19, 2018

Bride kidnapping

Bride kidnapping, also known as marriage by abduction or marriage by capture, is a practice throughout history and around the world in which a man abducts the woman he wishes to marry.

He brings a "wedding sack" which he has made for the occasion, suggesting that such bride kidnappings are a tradition in his family.

by Mamma Sackey March 2, 2012

Kidnap

To take away by force.

To kidnap a child

by SuperSonicFan April 11, 2004