kife

Terms used by teenaged drug addicts refering to a bad toke off a joint. This usually results in sever coughing

Man that joint was kife.
That bong blows nothing but kife.

by Balls007 July 31, 2003

kife

Used interchangeably with the words gnarley or rank. May describe an offensive odour or taste, or an unenjoyable experience.

"Man, did you just fart? That shit is kife!"

"Eating that fatties cooter last night was kife, she probably hasn't showered in weeks!"

by Kyle Williams Myers August 07, 2007

kife

probably the worst thing you can call someone, other then a cunt.

Whitney is such a kife. I hate that dumb bitch.

by its_me_bitches January 20, 2008

kife

Shity, especially in regards to surf.
Also used with y; as in kifey.

-it was all kifey and windblown, so we went out anyway.

by Fatty DIrt Lennox December 24, 2005

kife

A brand of scottish toiletpaper.

Im gonna get off my porch and stop me widdlin so I can go to my toili and take a craap, then use me kife.

by Sabian June 03, 2004

kife

A slang term for a flamming homosexual

The kife purchased a thong

by John Pisto September 01, 2007

kife

Another word for EPIC. It means good, or sick.

Guy 1- Hey man, did you see the new DaveDays Video?
Guy 2- Yah it was pretty Kife.

by stargirll3 April 20, 2009