2 definitions by moog

To steal, pilfer, or otherwise take what is not yours.
Dude, I kifed a cheese bowl from Red Lobster.
by moog March 2, 2005
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a bottle passer that slithers across wet trampolines and blows noah greeze
The mooray eel just gave Noah cabeza!
by moog June 17, 2004
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