Kerwin

Sexy beast with the hots for grace

Person 1: Is that Brad Pitt?
Person 2: OMG it is. He is such a kerwin!

by Braddockbracley January 14, 2023

Kierin

Greatest of all time, make yo girl bust in no time. If i was a shorty id lay my pussy out for him all night for eternity. Perfect, adorable, and sexy af.

Girl: “damn id let that boy plow me very hard over and over”
“Thats Kierin girllll”

by awthhsawt October 1, 2018

kerwin

Kerwin CAN be sweet and sensitive but he can also be a selfless no hearted ass. He is in LOVE with a girl who doesn't like him but there is another girl and she likes him but he is 2 blind 2 see this!

Nickita: Dude you are pulling a kerwin on Nicky
Vlad: no im not!!!!
Nickita: Ya u r..
William: seriously dude stop denying it!!!
Vlad: ok maybe i am but i dont like her!!

by fuck yo mama May 1, 2008

Kerwinian

(Noun) Black man of power.A man with a heart of gold. Superhero like. Most Kerwinians have the muscles of Zeus and the brain of a pea. Often known as a teddy bear, most Kerwinians cannot be found without a smile on their faces. Black as night, you can not spot a Kerwinian in the dark unless he has a smile on his face or a light of some kind surrounding him. Women flock to this chunk of meat. Although a Kerwinian is one of the higher levels of black men, he may not come equipped with a long dong.

Is that a bird? Is that a plane? No, Its Kerwinian!

by SuperBlow October 12, 2011

Kerwin

A phenomena known as liking every single status of everyone on your friend's list. As soon as one posts a status, one likes that status, even if it is a depressing status or has nothing to do with the one liking the status. Also called Kerwinning, to Kerwin, or being Kerwinned.

Person 1: "Oh yeah, I just posted my new awesome facebook status!"

Person 2: "I'm going to like this even though it doesn't apply to me whatsoever!" *like*

Person 3: "AWW MAN! I just got Kerwinned!!"

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"Aww yeah. I feel like Kerwinning some statuses today."

by LeezyXO October 23, 2011

Kerwin's Kollege

Short for Kerwin's Kollege of Common Sense. Descriptive phrase for an individual who is unable to make simple decisions. Is often indecisive or makes poor decisions.

Alex is a real graduate of Kerwin's Kollege, he checked to see if his gas can was full while using a match for light. Word is, he's looking to rebuild his garage.

by Jason Lyth June 23, 2008

Kerwinator

A kerwinator can be described as a internet occupying relay made of deep friend corn coating over a highly resilient set of out of this world circuitry, whose throughput increases with uptime (overclocking)

After constantly finding themselves in the red, the rock band System of a Down wanted to improve their infra and operations, so they got in touch with the kerwinator

by da-real-anon June 25, 2018