Kidnapper

A person that makes kids take naps

Parent: My kid isn't taking their naps
Person: You need to hire a kidnapper

by Krabban6969 August 23, 2020

Kidnapping Tissue

its a tissue dipped in alchohol that you use on someone in a street by themself right after saying "wanna taste my tissue?"

Hey i was using a kidnapping tissue to get that kiddo

by sp4cepants July 28, 2018

Kidnapping

Surprise adoption

" Kidnapping isn't breaking the law, it's just surprise adoption!"

by Barbie and bob the builder June 19, 2019

Kidnapper's Deluxe

N. A vechile that is able to hold three or more bodies in it's trunk in the event of committing a kidnapping or needing to take hostages. A trunk that would hold any less would be considered a Kidnapper's Double or Single.

Tom: Check out all the space in the trunk of my new car.
Joe: Dude, for a small car thats at least a Kidnapper's Double.
Tom: If I take out the spare tire, its a Kidnapper's Deluxe.

by Silentwatch January 11, 2009

Bride kidnapping

Bride kidnapping, also known as marriage by abduction or marriage by capture, is a practice throughout history and around the world in which a man abducts the woman he wishes to marry.

He brings a "wedding sack" which he has made for the occasion, suggesting that such bride kidnappings are a tradition in his family.

by Mamma Sackey March 2, 2012

Kimnapped

The repetitive plot-line of the TV drama "24" where Jack Bauer's daughter is held hostage, delaying Jack's ability to save us all.

Jack was ready to blow up the terrorists until he found out his daughter had been Kimnapped, and had to go save her.

by Checker72 May 19, 2009

kidnaped

When a person is taken away against there will by a bad or unlawfull person.

There was a small girl riding her bike down the road and a man pulled up beside her in a car and grabs her and pulls her in the car only to take her away and make her do bad things or kill her.So her parents went and told the cops that she was kidnaped.

by watchalookinatfoo March 26, 2008