kibbles and bits

Slang for scraps of crack rocks, as an alluson to the dog food. Often as picked out of the carpet.

He was so strung out he was smoking kibbles and bits off the floor, though it was probably drywall.

by Zyklon-B February 14, 2004

Kibbles and Bits

A reference to a male dog's genitalia, sometimes used to describe the act of having sex with a dog.

Jim: I feel so sick after those Kibbles and Bits I had for breakfast.
Bob: Maybe you shouldn't eat dog food.
Jim: No, that's not it. My dick hurts cause i fucked my dog this morning.

by mofoshoyo May 14, 2009

Kibbles and Bits

To get small chinks of weed in your mouth when smoking a joint, pipe, or blunt. (not a good thing at all)

Damn Get that pipe a screen! i got kibbles and bits all in my mouth!

by duhveed October 7, 2009

halo kibbles

halo kibbles is slang for hallucinagenics

Yo raplh you didnt tell me this weed was laced with halo kibbles

by Th3 Sh3pard23 March 22, 2009

Mr kibbles

A gay cat that likes sucking dick

Im mr kibbles and im gay , i want to suck gay boy aviciis dick and ram ranch him

by Quick Nick May 27, 2019

Shit kibbles

The residue of shit left on a girls ass if she doesn't wipe properly. It usually ends up on your dick when you fuck her in the ass.

Yo lysol ma nigga i was doin jasmine in the ass yesterday and her shit kibbles got all over my shankpiece

by Assfuvker October 8, 2009

Kits and Kibbles

Kits: The male reproductive part (AKA-pennis, dick, etc).

Kibbles: The female reproductive part (AKA-vagina, pussy, box, etc).

Men have the Kits and women have the Kibbles. Time and time again the Kibbles get" toasty" and need to be "roasted." In order for the transition to take place the Kits need to get all "riled up." Once the Kits are riled up, they can proceed to roast the hell outta the Kibbles (duration of roasting varies on the Kits and the Kibbles).

Example 1)
Frank: Bro I need to roast some kibbles real soon.
Brad: Well my man, in order to do that you gotta get your kits all riled up.
Frank: Very true, all I have to do is find some toasty kibbles in needing of a good roast!
Brad: It is the natural course of Kits and Kibbles

Examples 2)
Kayla: I really hope we find some cute guys at the bar tonight. My kibbles are so toasty it is ridiculous!

Taylor: OMG! Same here! At this point I don't even care who he is. Just as long as his kits are riled up then he can roast me for as loooong as he wants!
Kayla: Well, I mean, he has to be somewhat good looking, but I can't emphasize that any more than you did. Any guy who can thoroughly roast my kibbles will have me toasty all the time!

by SlamDunkOnYou August 16, 2011