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Kootenay

Strains of marijuana that come from the Kootenays of British Columbia, Canada, one of the growing centres in the province. All of British Columbia is known to have some of the best weed in the world.
When I was a little kid, my dad used to grow kootenay and bc big bud in the spare bedroom closet. But he didnt use hydroponics because he knows its better that way.
by chronicshorty September 10, 2009
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Skuter The Kooter

A snake that you use sexually when you want to get your girlfriend or wife pleasure in both orifices.(Bunghole and V-hole). Skuter the Kooter has been known to slither in and cause tremendous discomfort if not used properly, however the rattling affect of the tail makes many women weak in the knees.
Mark:Hey Dude, did u try out the "skuter the kooter" last night on your girl friend?

Alex:Yeah man, that shit was crazy! She woke the entire neighborhood! Then she was hissing for the next two days.
by Sir Duke October 12, 2006
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kootenmooth

The term for being high on pot and tripping on coricidin cough and cold have having severe cotton mouth and trying to express saying it but you are too messed up and it comes out laugh out loud funny.
Ha ha you have kootenmooth so bad,so i'll give you some purple drink.
by Cough and COld March 28, 2007
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Kooter Bob

a slang word for a females vaginal area; pussy; kit-kat
Damn man i souped as hell!
Why?
Cuzz, i got me some "Kooter Bob"!
by PrettyBoyNasty August 23, 2011
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Kooterpaloozer

One who attends bon fires, party's in corn fields, or other poorly organized social gatherings in random rural area's with the intent of consuming large amounts or liquor, marijuana, and music while hanging out with high school friends and townies. Always includes music in the form of cheap boomboxes, high school garage rock bands, a polka, or some combination of.

A person who enjoy's small town raves in WI, IA, both Dakota's, and other area's with rural populations that feature high rates of "townyism".

Named for Kooter, who hosted the original Kooterpalooza in a field near Bumfuck, WI. The first annual Kooterpalooza lasted 13 days and was attended by roughly 60 locals over a six day period. Included camping, ceremonial lighting of the christmas tree bon fire - olympic torch style, 300 spud gun launches in the Spud Gun Distance and Accuracy competition, 3 lousy highschool bands (including Kooter and Woody's Last Kid Picked), seven burns, four cases of extreme diaria, three police visits (including one instigated by a person who saw the flames from a road seven miles away and called in saying the marsh was on fire), and one wild boar sacrificed to the Guy Fawkes.
On day seven of the fourth anual Kooterpalooza, Tristan, a founding Kooterpaloozer, got lost for three days when he drunkenly stumbled into the corn field to vomit after failing to hurdle the fire which didn't look quite as large from the outside as it did from the inside.
by bOObZ March 4, 2013
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kooter corn

When you are supposed to be eating a chicken boneless bite but it tastes and looks like unicorn meat so you name it kooter corn
Friend1- “bro are you sure this shit is chicken”
Friend2-“idk man tastes more like kooter corn “
by Fancy juice November 13, 2017
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(Kyootest) Groundforg

Another name for Ayan S. (Indian celeb.) The word "groundforg" refers to a mashup of groundhog + forg (misspelling of "frog"). It is unclear whether a groundforg has a groundhog body and a frog face, or a frog body and a groundhog face. It is meant to be left to the imagination.

"Groundforg" is usually preceded by the superlative adjective "Kyootest," as in the case of its original subject, Ayan S.
Ayan S. is the (Kyootest) Groundforg in that story about the ferocious jungle animals with soft hearts.

Nobody is a kyooter groundforg than Ayan S., and that is a fact.

Very few groundforgs exist in the world, but Ayan is the #OG.
by yetanotheruswntmemepage May 15, 2023
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