Khaki

Boring, bland and uninteresting people. (White people mostly). Live in the burbs, prolly have a golden retriever named duke, and can’t wait for John Grisham to drop some hot new pages. Like to talk about work at bbqs and how the HOA is a great deal of you think about it.

Group of men-

“So the fantasy draft starts next week and we need one more guy. I was going to ask Bobby.”

Group - “No don’t ask Bobby he’s khaki as shit”

by King salmon October 17, 2018

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Khaki

dat tasty puddin dat drips from a skeetin pussy

Girl can I taste yo khaki

by oral_surgeon4u July 24, 2003

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The khaki effect

When a man wears khakis and it makes them look 100 times hotter.

"Damn Patrick looks hot in those khakis"
"yea that's the khaki effect bro"

by Jk1421 September 9, 2016

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Unpacked Khaki

When a male is grinding in the club and gets an erection that needs taken care of.

Man, she she left me with an unpacked khaki last night at the club.

by Luke and Nick December 1, 2018

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Khaki Kyle

The opposite/equivalent of a "Denim Dan", typically this person would wear Khaki shorts or pants with a plain white T-shirt. This person would wear black shoes with pants and sneakers with shorts.

This is also a character from the Run Home Studios short, "Denim Dan". He is a crime fighting side-kick to Denim Dan. It can be viewed at runhomestudios.com

Guy: Honey, what do you think if i wore jeans with this?
Girl: Well, I think you would look really comfortable
Guy: Honey, what about khaki's with this?
Girl: Well, I'd have to say you'd look like a Khaki Kyle

Fella1: Did you see that guy with the White T-Shirt and Khaki pants?
Fella2: Hell yeah! Without a doubt he looked like a Khaki Kyle

by KKDD3252 August 3, 2009

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