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keyser soze

Keyser Soze is real.
He is a real character. He is not a "filmstar".
There is a Keyser Soze out there everywhere. Who knows who it could be. Me? No.
Think about your job.. why are you doing that job.. would it benefit anyone but your company? You bet you, Keyser Soze. You could be working for him and not even know it. He calls the shots.
Keyser Soze is an effective method of scaring children. Go to sleep or Keyser Soze will get you.
by James Brown August 4, 2004
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keyser soze

Aka ROGER "VERBAL" KINT played by Kevin Spacey.
by Beadle September 29, 2003
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keyser soze

There is no Keyser Soze.
Keyser Soze does not exist.
by Lakini Malich February 26, 2004
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keyser middle school

it is hell on earth the school is poor the food sucks and water sucks but the teachers are not that bad and the old teachers like the 15 to 10 year old girls
by ljdhuifgbuisegiuk May 2, 2022
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Keyser Coffee Filter

Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter
Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!
by Esterlino Dorado February 18, 2022
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Keyser

He is an amazing guy that gives you the giggles when he smiles at you. He is the type of guy any girl would want to have and love with all there heart! No other guy is like him!
Girl 1: Omg it’s keyser

Boy 1: he is so cool
Girl 2: he is so handsome!!
by Little cute doggo March 31, 2019
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Keyser

An extremely compassionate but depressed af person with strange secrets. Very loyal.
Hey Keyser, You Want To Hang Out?
Nah, I'm too depressed
by Fatty Daddy Apple March 2, 2020
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