Kevin Jonas

a guitar player for the band the jonas brothers. contrary to popular belief, he is not nor will ever be "the best guitar player in the world." he is the least popular among the three brothers, which means he is the last choice among twelve year olds to which one they would want want to lose their virginity to.
girl: KEVIN JONAS THEE SMEXY-EST!!!

(sentenced to death)
by aiipuchika August 07, 2009
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Kevin Jonas

A sexy ball of talented curls.
"That boy resembles such a Kevin Jonas!"
"His hair is soooo Kevin Jonas!"
"I want to fuck Kevin Jonas."
by Kevin's future wives February 07, 2009
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Kevin Jonas

A lead guitarist in the teen pop sensation group "The Jonas Brothers", with the most adorbale laugh in the history of mankind, pulls off straight and curly hair, has very strong morals, sweetest and kindest guy to ever walk this earth and was voted sexiest man alive in 2008.
The perfect man is Kevin Jonas!!!
He's sweet and kind whats not to like about him!!!
by MrsKevinJonas15 April 09, 2009
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Kevin Jonas

The lie told to girls all over the world. "Kevin" jonas is truly PAUL jonas. Kevin is his middle name, hence Paul Kevin Jonas.

... put that in your pipe and smoke it!
"god, i wanna be kevin jonas when i grow up"

"No, you wana be paul."
by SuperAunt3794 September 13, 2009
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Kevin Jonas

The hideous lead guitarist of the brainwashing boy band "The Jonas Brothers."
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Kevin Jonas Syndrome

The desire to have sex when you have a small penis.

When a woman either says

"That's it?",

"Were you neutered?",

"I'll go get the ketchup.",

"I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."

or

"Aww, it's hiding."

when she first sees you naked.

Being a dissapointment in the bedroom because of lack of experience and manhood.

Symptoms include: Small penis, getting married just to have sex, wearing tight pants and being on the Disney channel. If you have any of the above symtoms please contact a doctor or go to a stip club.
Kevin - Wanna have sex??

Danielle - YES!

Kevin gets ready....

Danielle - WTF? That's it? You have Kevin Jonas Syndrome I'll go get the ketchup.

Kevin cries. He starts singing -

♪♫I'm a one man show♪♫

I don't need no one
♪♫I'll be fine alone ♪♫
by ew you're ugly January 26, 2010
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