Kettle

Used in London, UK to refer to a wrist watch.

i moved to him for his kettle.

by LondonSlangMonger August 4, 2009

Human Tea Kettle

When you blow a nasty vape into someone of the feminine sex's pussy hole. In which, large continuous amount of vape will exit some areas such as the ears, nose,eye lids, ass, and most importantly mouth. In doing so the female will create a high pitched scream. As long as its done correctly, you're a good distance away, you're on drugs, and you're squinting, it will sound and appear as a tea kettle right before your very eyes. After words, if you tilt or elevate the female in a way that the genitalia is above a cup, liquid exit due to large amounts of condensation!

" Dude, I'm not feeling well."-Remy

"I'll get you some tea."-Barry B.

"But we don't have any."-Remy

"I'll just Human Tea Kettle Hannah."-Barry B.

by Don Juan Ribero October 20, 2016

Kettle Up

Kettle Up: Verb describing the act of heating water in the Kettle to make tea, coffee, hot beverages.

Can you Kettle up some for me too, brah?
- Sure bro. I already Kettled up enough for both of us.

- I love whiskey and tea...

by Snowflake96 September 11, 2018

kettlequette

The customary code of polite behaviour as it relates to kettles.

I went in the kitchen and Andy used all the water and didn’t refill the kettle again - that guy has terrible kettlequette!

by sjg22 October 25, 2018

pot calling the kettle black

This is a phrase that states that the person you are talking to is calling you something that they themselves are (and generally in abundance).

This comes from old times when pots and pans were generally black and kettles were generally metallic and reflective. Therefore the pot sees its black reflection in the kettle and thinks that the kettle is black.

*this can also sometimes be shortened to "pot, kettle, black."*

someguy: u R an idiot 4 sayin tht
Some other guy: Well thats the pot calling the kettle black!

by The Spooky Twigg December 3, 2004

Kettle Dodger

Someone in the workplace who always makes sure they arrive later than everyone else to the break room so they don't have to be the person who makes tea/coffee for everyone

You know Graham? Yeah he's a classic kettle dodger!

by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger May 12, 2016

Kettled

When one is confused or, through some other reason, cannot think clearly.
Often used in conjunction with other scouse dialect to form phrases which may be confusing to outsiders

"Me heads pyarr kettled after listening t' tha"

by PurpleBin January 16, 2017